Essays and Barbs

How I rate – the scoring system in the Man Cave

Death to the Ladder Filter – sick to death of the low pass

Some of the Things I won’t review.

This Behringer Thing – I approve of it and throw money at it laughing with glee

You Can’t Hear Wood – putting wooden cheeks on a synthesiser doesn’t make it sound better

Fleacore – cheap shit is the backbone of our music

Vocoders – make me cry for all the wrong reasons.

Sampling in the 2020’s – the three eras of sample culture.

MIDI Quest and Friends – how to make hardware as good as software

Sample Robot – record it once, play it many times

A Completely Biased Guide to D.A.W.s