Essays and Barbs

How I rate – the scoring system in the Man Cave

The Space Echo Echo Echo Echo Echo Echo

Some of the Things I won’t review.

A Completely Biased Guide to D.A.W.s

Fleacore – cheap shit is the backbone of our music

You Can’t Hear Wood – putting wooden cheeks on a synthesiser doesn’t make it sound better

Vocoders – make me cry for all the wrong reasons.

Morphing! Morphing? – is there any sound software that really does morphing? Apart from Kyma.

Death to the Ladder Filter – sick to death of the low pass

This Behringer Thing – I approve of it and throw money at it laughing with glee

Sampling in the 2020’s – the three eras of sample culture.

MIDI Quest and Friends – how to make hardware as good as software

Sample Robot – record it once, play it many times