On the Days of the Week
A welcome missive has been received from Arthur Pound, current Leader of the Junior Scientists League. He writes – ‘Sirs, we all have been taken aback by the wealth of…
‘Not Savages!’
Angry communication from Professor Ankle Assets, chair of Ancient History at UNP, who has taken exception to the word ‘savages’ in our last article. While we hold our opinion of…
Music Containers preceding the ‘Oops’ event
We are most gratified by the interest in our previous summary of ‘the Gap’ event. The Junior Scientists League has petitioned for more information about ‘the Oops’ event, and particularly…
The Gap
Example 1. Pre gap. A woman is seen performing magic in the robes of the time. The gap. The woman is not shown, perhaps as the artist has not learned…
Privacy
At one time when I had achieved a very modest amount of fame I stared to have a problem with phone calls. People would ring up at any time of…
Zombies
Hello readers of blog. I know you exist because the machinery tells me that people arrive here, perhaps looking for a limousine. Perhaps because feminism informs their research. Perhaps for…
Do?
Do journalists abuse questions? Do they make every article title some form of rhetorical question? Do they do this to create a ’straw man’ to write about? Is this in…
Fish Pie
Antithesis3D regret that we will no longer be offering our real time 3D software on which you have just spent a tidy sum. This page provides answers to Frequently Asked…
Conspiracy Stock Newsletter (Subscribers Only).
As predicted in the last newsletter, heavy upward movement on the HUSSEIN Obama Islamo Terrist!! value, following general trends ahead of the US Election, although much of the buying is…
Music Technology Update!
NEW PROTOOLS 8 IS ON ITS WAY! Amazing new features are coming to the Industry Standard! Less Ugly. PT8 looks like it comes from this decade! Now only 208 less…