John Foxx: Tiny Male Audiences
The other night my mate Dave treated me to a John Foxx gig. His partner (female) didn’t want to go. So we were out for a night of Underpants! It…
Still working on DVDs I will be old before they get finished
DVD Studio Pro has unexpectedly quit.Just go on, it will rest here.It is resigned to fate. Cannot find trousers. DVD Studio Pro cannot perform.It still finds you attractive but has…
Hue Rotate must die
People are being annoyed by my flippant nature. I apologise. I will now adopt a very serious look. Our topic for this sermon is – Forging a New Sophisticated Aesthetic…
I am going in for surgery
In the coming week I am booked in for surgery, it’s a minor procedure and the specialist says that I will only be in the ward one night at most.…
The Illuminati are such a big bunch of blouses
(Can you tell I am desperately avoiding useful work?) Allow me to quote Ken Adachi: There is a worldwide conspiracy being orchestrated by an extremely powerful and influential group of…
UFO Style: Cigars VS. Hubcaps
Never mind the Mac vs. PC stoush. Holden vs. Ford lags. Beatles vs. Stones – who cares. The real stand up ‘take it like a man’ is Cigars vs. Hubcaps.…
There is no such thing as 80’s music
The Human League. Started with a cover of You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling & slides of sixties TV shows and ended up (as H17) as a northern soul group and…
Who cares if you listen?
Damn, I didn’t write that title. It was Milton Babbitt in 1958. But, Milton old bean, I am on your side. You and I, arrogant arseholes, who conjure up Godwin…
Ghost Stories
I would first like to thank everybody that told me about the phonautograph being deciphered. I understand that it’s a wonderful thing but to my mind it’s like inventing a…
First Past The Post
ADVERTISEMENT!!!!1♣ I have finished, well nearly finished, the super duper severed heads video collection and it’s a double DVD called Showbag*. Double DVD because that’s infinitely cheaper than 1 dual…