On the Days of the Week

A welcome missive has been received from Arthur Pound, current Leader of the Junior Scientists League. He writes – ‘Sirs, we all have been taken aback by the wealth of…

‘Not Savages!’

Angry communication from Professor Ankle Assets, chair of Ancient History at UNP, who has taken exception to the word ‘savages’ in our last article. While we hold our opinion of…
The Gap

The Gap

Example 1. Pre gap. A woman is seen performing magic in the robes of the time. The gap. The woman is not shown, perhaps as the artist has not learned…

Privacy

At one time when I had achieved a very modest amount of fame I stared to have a problem with phone calls. People would ring up at any time of…

Zombies

Hello readers of blog. I know you exist because the machinery tells me that people arrive here, perhaps looking for a limousine. Perhaps because feminism informs their research. Perhaps for…

Do?

Do journalists abuse questions? Do they make every article title some form of rhetorical question? Do they do this to create a ’straw man’ to write about? Is this in…

Music Technology Update!

NEW PROTOOLS 8 IS ON ITS WAY! Amazing new features are coming to the Industry Standard! Less Ugly. PT8 looks like it comes from this decade! Now only 208 less…