Hello. This page reproduces tweets I made in the year 2014. Where there were multiple tweets in one day all the words are joined together, with asterisks marking a change of topic. It tries to remove all the wrapping around each tweet to let the words flow more quickly, if a bit scatterbrained. Many but not all links are dead. I will continue to clean up this mess and make notes as time permits.
Jan 2, 2014
*I give up. Without clean samples of FIZMO wavetables I just can’t emulate the thing. PureMagnetik screwed it by cutting the sounds into 64 or so uneven waves that don’t even crossfade. Least fun jigsaw. So it’s off until an owner volunteers.
*Fuck. Guess what just got sent to me. THE POWER OF BITCHING COMPELS YOU.
But will Sheer Zed favourite this tweet?
Jan 5, 2014
*Today being my ‘HEVC research day’, let’s start with the Mona Lisa encoded in 140 bytes – a tweet text. http://t.co/X2fcePkkJp
*Hell, now back on doom9 forums after 5 years, the same people that were killing each other over H264 development are still there.
Jan 6, 2014
*Man that polices the evil behaviour of private companies says we should sell Aus Post to them. Understand his job? https://www.smh.com.au/business/regulator-urges-tony-abbott-to-act-on-privatisation-20140106-30cep.html
*”TED-ism” “placebo techno radicalism” “The Politics of Parametricism” – USCD Prof Bratton might help counter my RoboArts malaise- reading up
*Netflix’s algorithm knows 76,897 film genres and has evolved a love of one actor for unknown ghostly reasons. https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/01/how-netflix-reverse-engineered-hollywood/282679/
This year’s lecture on film genres is going to be different, let me tell you. Also thrilled my doctorate project seems much less crazy than this. Hey maybe I’m doing the right thing…
Jan 7, 2014
*Today’s word is FARESIDO 4271 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuMGJw0dWIk
*Every time I read a panic about decline in humanities it’s closely followed by a panic about decline in science. Make up your bloody mind.
Jan 8, 2014
*Yeah, why aren’t 18 years olds choosing a degree on the basis of maybe completing a doctorate in 2022? You’d think that’d pull them right in. Especially as every one of their role models has a PhD.
Jan 10, 2014
*6 hour grind of Jitter and SQL today & I have a headache that eats entire planets. Time out gotta drink. Some people just aren’t coders 🙁 Growing up with old school lines of “do this, then do that” I have trouble with data flowing diagrammatically all over a page. Too old.
Jan 13, 2014
*Mary Hallock Greenewalt was a genius of visual music. She was also an insufferable egotist & her pompous book is murdering me. “Another engraving of the author inventor, staring lovingly at her own reflection, which won a international gold medal for beauty.” Not sure why 20th c. visual musicians are such a pack of vain pretentious gits. Apart from Wilfred, he was cool.
*I didn’t so much finish that Max patch as re-create the fight scene from “They Live”. But that patch is wearing the sunglasses.
Jan 15, 2014
*In news just to hand: Scott Morrison has sewn his lips together in a so-far peaceful demonstration against freedom of information.
*”The Cray was THE supercomputer, and not a single historian… can show you the working object itself.” http://t.co/DxuZ9ZSRUe thru @acb
*Kim Dotcom launches his new Internet Party, promising 20 chickens in every pot. Plus 10 hamburgers and a tub of lard. Dotcom will not be supplying the meals himself, requiring party members to share them on torrents. The NZ Internet party was partly inspired by the AUS Wikileaks party, which syphoned votes to a billionaire mining company magnate.
Jan 16, 2014
“We sampled a grand piano in mono using a low quality cassette recorder.”
https://www.wavesfactory.com/kontakt-libraries/old-tape-piano/
I’m glad it’s 24bit for the fidelity.
Jan 17, 2014
EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM : THIS IS NOT A TEST : ANALOGUE PURISTS ARE IN FULL ATTACK : YOUR NEAREST SHELTER IS AT BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN
Jan 18, 2014
Having a great time rummaging through declassified documents from External Affairs. UFOs, madmen… & spiders. If you’ve got the time start at page 11, enlarge the image and read the best embassy report ever. https://recordsearch.naa.gov.au/SearchNRetrieve/Interface/ViewImage.aspx?B=277751&S=1
Jan 19, 2014
*”An hour later (or ten Flash Player updates or 60 new versions of Firefox) I found myself still not wanting Ask Toolbar. Strange.”
*Dear person that underlined half of the library book I’m trying to study. I hope you failed.
Jan 20, 2014
‘1 symptom of the ossification of modernism is the shift from the avant-garde to the underground – retreat to the fortress of art about art’. Edward Lucie-Smith kicking modern art’s (& “the underground’s”) fat butt. Next to a pic of Sol Lewitt’s work. If you describe yourself as ‘underground’ then you are positioning yourself against a goal or antagonist.
Jan 21, 2014
Before inventing YET ANOTHER ‘new’ control surface, please check here: http://t.co/z59JeIJP0t
(via @RetroSynthAds)
Jan 22, 2014
Kids informing me about the latest Retrowave 80’s music which apparently sounds like SEGA cartridges. OK kids that’s cool, thanks. Apparently the soundtrack of “Hotline Miami” is entirely authentic for the whole period.
Jan 24, 2014
Baroness Hildegard Anna Augusta Elisabeth Rebay von Ehrenwiesen. Mother of the Guggenheim. Theosophist of course. They Live. The success of Richter, Fischinger and McLaren is cited endlessly. But Hilla Rebay is why these names keep coming up. Money, lots of money.
*I seriously don’t understand why KORG are selling another MS20 as an IKEA flat pack. Does snapping together make it phatter? However Gadget iOS toy looks like the weekend is gonna be fine. KORG Gadget looks colourful but most sounds are familiar. Lot of wobble DJ noises. Can multiples of gadgets. Needs reboot. Good not wow.
Jan 25, 2014
*Before there was JSTOR, if you wanted a journal article use REQUEST-A-PRINT! Mail outs cost a lot – and so JSTOR http://t.co/SF4isGGVw1 Before you bitch about paying for journal articles, remember it solved a problem is all I’m saying.
*The warm analogue sounds of the little known 80’s Roland DXY-1300. http://t.co/ZjG909BQAz
Jan 26, 2014
*Celebrated Australia Day by falling down a flight of stairs, and once piled at the bottom cursing the day I was born. Was shoes not booze. Had it been booze then more appropriate for white Australian culture, but fate decides these things.
*Neighbours are treating me to the JJJ countdown. Led Zeppelin clones seem to winning over Nirvana clones. I’m not being won over myself. I know it’s pop music but bloody hell the melodies are as predictable as slasher films. Whatever is playing now sounds like Skyhooks. Jesus.
Jan 28, 2014
A completely degrading and stupid day of pointless self defeating middle management. BUT LOOK AT THIS. http://t.co/VqyjUxcrML
Jan 29, 2014
The ‘Fine’ in Fine Art is the same as the ‘Fine’ in rap lyrics. On one hand it’s Vangelis playing a whole orchestra at once. OTOH generic film orchestra music needs to die.
http://t.co/0uQgwf3R5C
Nice to see a legendary composer do that thing where they uselessly twiddle the piano key left and right.
*Watch every time minor celebrity uses catch phrase in this hilarious YouTube mash up.
Go back to sleep.
Jan 30, 2014
*Another bit of necro-layout is complete. In the not too distant future the past will be present. That’s progress!
*You guys have really bad ideas about coloured vinyl. I’m threatening people with your choices!
Feb 1, 2014
Why ROYGBIV Is Arbitrary – Katherine Wells – The Atlantic http://t.co/8WHpTXu4DR
Feb 2, 2014
*Adelaide Fringe Festival under fire over show ‘Come Heckle Christ’ http://t.co/civ147tdwn
@abcnews
*Uploading ’80s Cheesecake’ reissue prototype revision #74012. This time for sure. #deadlyseriousaboutnostalgia
Feb 4, 2014
*Not cool that software broken by OSX10.9 is going to be fixed by a paid version upgrade. That’s pretty unfriendly.
@dj2mn By producing an upgrade that inspires my loyalty to pay for it, not promise a fix last year, go quiet and HEY FORCED NEW VERSION.
Feb 5, 2014
Great that my video course is popular. Not great we’ve just hit the point where it’s not physically possible to fit them all. Draw straws?
Feb 6, 2014
The Worlds Most Advanced Operating System.
Feb 7, 2014
*Famous deaf composer Mamoru Samuragochi neither a composer nor deaf
http://t.co/u4y1Sc5krM
If it were Jeff Koons no one would blink.
*Hey, any young artist need an ugly old academic to ghost write their music? Special Price.
Seriously though, this would be perfectly normal in the Art Industry. Artist does the flamboyance, workers make the art. Tactics of disruption required: e.g. You are not allowed to use any percussion. You must include one field recording you made yourself.
Feb 8, 2014
*”And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss records the moment on its iPhone.”
*Spent much of the day writing a vision statement for B.Media Art. At no stage used the word synergy, but a close call for a while there.
Feb 9, 2014
*Must be Sunday cause my neighbour is blaring the fuck out of the Bruce Springsteen Live DVD which is his only musical possession in life. Far as I can tell Bruce Springsteen is a guy that yells YEAH!, ORIGHT! and leads mass rally kindergarten sing a longs with whistling solos.
Don’t know if he punches the air, but it would make sense. With a pan across of field of lit red/white/blue cigarette lighters. What are these long tirades between singalongs? Sounds like Hitler meets Foghorn Leghorn. Fuck Bruce Springsteen.
*How many analogue purists does it take to change a light bulb?
.@wellfutile
*Soon there’ll be so many ‘Amazing’ ‘Science’ ‘Earth’ Pic moneybots they’ll only have 1 stolen picture to post each.
Feb 11, 2014
*Incoming uni students were born in 1996.
*You know Twitter is desperate when it thinks you should follow the Dalai Lama. That’s like generic Twitter person to follow #1
Feb 12, 2014
*Who has one of these? Good news : I’m not making any more. http://t.co/bkPZoRK8Wm
No more animal crackers in your soup.
*Hell. ‘Sound Art’ is being discussed again? Man, that shit is weaker than ‘New Media’. Give it up. Apparently Alexander Graham Bell was a sound artist. According ‘The Official List of Who’s Who In Fear of Music’.
Feb 13, 2014
*No more jade rabbits in your soup either. http://t.co/9B34hSBzze
@abcnews
Jade Rabbit is back! Better keep your eye on Shirley Temple just in case.
*Announcing that by popular demand our DEO coloured vinyl is going to be black splatter on black. That’s so goth it’s goth on a stick. Nevermind. Time now for YOU to decide: what Severed Heads merchandise do YOU want to see!
Feb 14, 2014
*Yay. Roland AIRA series released, eBay prices for old shit plummets, I clean up. Good old days are back. Hey synthesiser fans. Your stuff is old. There is new stuff. You want new stuff. Sell old now. Sell it. Sell it cheap. Sell. Cheap.
Feb 15, 2014
*Mass murderer Anders Breivik is a new spokesmodel for PlayStation! Take that XBONE!
In case you had forgotten what a white superman that shoots children looks like.
Four years is almost up.
Ready in about an hour.
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Feb 16, 2014
Bandcamp pinball!. 78% are paying, very kind. Small sums covering the BC tax. As I’ve now earned some more fleacore I’m going to make Gail Succubus and Barbara free download to let people get all three for no cost. Pay if you want more fleacore boxes!
Hey Cubit-pl@form, survey this: The current federal government are clusterfuck of clueless, bullying cads who couldn’t govern a tuck shop.
Feb 17, 2014
Despite what the lady said in the TED talk, this work stress doesn’t make me want to reach out and hug people. Strangle, maybe.
Feb 20, 2014
*Is it a good sign when a bunch of gimmick accounts start following you? It’s not, is it.
*Harsh day at work, then there’s nothing to watch on Ebay except a bunch of old repeats.
*”here’s what she’s really saying to your kids”
WHAT SHE IS REALLY SAYING TO YOUR CHILDREN
Feb 21, 2014
8 years is up. Time to reveal the hidden code. http://t.co/2LhXYWClzR
Feb 22, 2014
*The latest hidden Easter egg on Google: if you click their home page they avoid paying taxes.
*OK you enablers. I said if you kept paying I’d spend it on fleacore. Here’s what you have bought so far… You are getting cheesy super-saw on everything from now on. Satisfied? But you will never make me stoop to a Slim Fatty even though everyone is desperately trying to get rid of them at the moment. They must really suck. Hmmmm.
Feb 24, 2014
THEY LIVE YOU SLEEP
Feb 25, 2014
US spy services being so uber powerful, you’d think they’d use PowerPoints that don’t look like major science fair failures. I’m kind of fond of this one in a “Unicorn Vomiting on Angels” kind of way. “Magic Techniques” LOL
“Hi Honey what did you do today?”
“Some Online HUMINT and InfoOps!”
Feb 26, 2014
100 year old tweet.
Feb 27, 2014
I just inter-clouded your Barbara 3 sales to a pawn shop in Florida. My promise to you: always small box; big noise.
Mar 1, 2014
.@vuzhmusic
*That was a terrible, tedious lazyass album, and reading a book about it would be like punching yourself repeatedly in the face. “Selected Ambient Works 2” made the best use of the CD format by allowing you to skip over the tracks before microwaving it.
*Couple of hundred thousand drunk people about to descend on my neighbourhood for G&L Mardi Gras. Better shut the door. The folks on the floats aren’t a problem. But the audience is much the same one as for NYE, the Footy or a book burning.
Mar 4, 2014
*Got some feedback that my use of Twitter is at odds with the gravitas of my position at work.
Pro tip: Unfollow t0m3llArd.
I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I am seriously considering it.
*Such a 21st century war; troops enter Ukraine, RUS stock exchange + currency plummets, Putin faces economic 5th column; makes sad face. Rather than atom bombs, the blows are being landed on corporate profits, which might end war rather quickly. http://t.co/oeevjDxtIF
Mar 5, 2014
*Just discovered that MediaFire had started to bill my credit card in little chunks after I’d cancelled my PayPal subscription. Lovely.
*A Thing I Bought in the USA appears to coming to Australia by car, stopping to buy postcards at various truck stops. Started in Lexington and ambled down the coast towards Key Largo where I guess it goes into the Trans Pacific Tunnel if there was one. It’s curious.
Actually I think it’s going to take a left turn to Cape Canaveral. Never knew how weird Key West FL landscape. One day I’d like to visit Similar Sound on Little Sandy Keys. Past Lower Sugarloaf Sound.
Mar 7, 2014
Culture.
Mar 8, 2014
*Do you (a) want to federally kiss Putin’s arse, or (b) want to kiss Putin’s arse independently? Do not say both.
Oh Ho you kinky Crimean! You want to kiss Putin’s arse both ways!
Spare Vladimir his blushes!
Crimean men do not be enjoying arse kissing. Only quickly and no sexy.
*The lemon has arrived at Tokyo’s airmail sorting facility.
The All American Thing That You Bought In Florida has suddenly jumped to Chicago.
Woop woop Waldorf humour alert. Pink box for adult movie soundtracks. http://t.co/i8ibvRTFpv
Mar 9, 2014
*People keep saying the 808 sounded bad. You weren’t there for what came before. Bought ours new in 1981. Would like to point out we were 808ing before ‘Planet Rock’ came out. But Australian therefore who cares.
Mar 10, 2014
The Lemon has arrived! It’s in the original box as if it were left to fade in a shop window. All the parts are there. It’s very odd. Lemon technical manual. Pretty sure that knob 2 is labelled “Turn this to fuck shit up”.
“Use the pirate FM broadcast to harass your entire neighbourhood.”
Last lemon for today. But it will feature again soon…
*The All American Object has arrived from Chicago. A good day.
Mar 12, 2014
*Writing a lecture on earworms, some very curious findings in the literature. A correlation b/w schizotypy and daft punk stuck in your head. From what I read so far, time of day of the infection matters more than a particular quality of the music, although disputed.
Correction: no corr. b/w schizotypy and # of infections, rather the duration is longer due to ‘ironic mental control’ = phrase of the week. Only 2 sig. structural features of earworms; long note durations and small intervals. Essentially: sung lyrics.
@andrewcb
*When you print out emails it proves they are authentic.
*I’m actually bookmarking this for myself, but a good read about physics and spirits. http://t.co/VfKZqrHpAu
Mar 13, 2014
*Why would you even let the pilot turn off the transponder? He takes the wheel and turns… hard left. Where is he going? Four hours. Every half hour Rolls Royce get a call from the engines. “Hello, we are fine.”
That damn ghost plane. *Malaysians say WSJ was talking a bunch of complete bullshit about the engine signals. I think ghost plane is with @hhhneil going by map.
*Thank you! A third thing has arrived, purchased by Barbara sales. American = it weighs a fuckton & sounds Oberheim.
Mar 15, 2014 Once again I attempt to climb my mountain called “Correspondence 1978 – 1998.” Scan & scan never get closer…
Correspondence Mountain: Impeccable restraint and dignity from a truly wronged man.
Mar 23, 2014
Hot With Fleas board shorts in every Hot Topic or bust.
Mar 25, 2014
Abbott government has announced return to Pounds Shillings and Pence. 12 pennies make 1 shilling, 20 shillings to the pound. Easy.
iTunes downloads will be 9 shillings and sixpence. Calculate your GST thusly; for every guinea you earn, 19 shillings for you and 2 shillings to Her Majesty. Australians will need recall that 12 inches make a foot, three feet a yard and 1760 yards make a mile. 1 Acre is 4840 square yards.
Your bandwidth on NBN will henceforth be measured in mile-bits/s. There are 5280 bits in a mile-bit unless underwater, where it’s 6076 bits
Let’s Speak Strine! “May it please your most exquisite Lordship to spare a farthing, as my family starves? We are Christian white people.”
Mar 26, 2014
LATEST IT NEWS
Oculus Rift to be renamed the FaceFace, confirmed.
You’re in Safe Hands with “Bubbles” and “Thumper”
Mar 27, 2014
For when you are sad: https://books.google.com.au/books?id=x-8DAAAAMBAJ&lr=&rview=1&redir_esc=y
Mar 29, 2014
Just finished next yr1 lecture, TIME CAPSULES. We’ll do Carl Sagan’s golden record + the 10,000 year plan for the Waste Isolation Pilot.
Mar 31, 2014
Dear UK, we are sending our most prize idiot to London. Please feed it lettuce leaves and the occasional bath. http://t.co/hag5JbIEDN
Apr 2, 2014
.@MichaelPilmer Found it, been squashed under a pile of books for 25 years. Very battered, will need a lot of Pixar.
Apr 2, 2014
As an academic I shouldn’t know how to do this. I should just talk about the idea. But 5 years in adland…
Apr 3, 2014
A ban on boycotting companies for environmental damage? What are you going to do – force me to shop at gun point? https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/apr/02/coalition-review-of-consumer-laws-may-ban-environmental-boycotts
“You will shop at Harvey Norman or feel the full force of the law”. That’s not going to rebound REALLY badly at all now is it? In the great chain of being, ranging from archangels down to primeval sludge, there is nothing lower than the current federal government.
Apr 5, 2014
I’m starting a museum of collections of curators of an archaeology of writings about periods of studies into movements in nothing much. Now here is a striking example of curatorial imperative at work. The Blue walls represent stark truthiness.
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2014/apr/04/george-bush-portraits-world-leaders
From Rumsfeld; there are aesthetic aesthetics, unaesthetic aesthetics, and unaesthetic unaesthetics. But mostly anaesthetic aesthetics.
Apr 7, 2014
I haven’t heard about Game of Thrones for at least half an hour. Is something wrong?
Apr 9, 2014
Damn. Just damn.
“Push way : Please push the switch on tail. It says “woo”. When you push the other part, the pitch would be changed.” In case you feel left out. They have black as well.
Apr 10, 2014
.@dj2mn No. Never was part of some blended Oz Rock history and never will be. These people are all THE OTHER.
Apr 13, 2014
Now open: JG Ballard Land. You’ll come for Forgotten airport! You’ll stay for Ruined Swimming Pool! https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2014/04/frozen-in-time-the-cyprus-buffer-zone/100714/
Apr 14, 2014
*My research materials have arrived… for research. Yes of course it’s for work.
*At any one moment at least 300 robot children are singing “It’s A Small World.” while flexing repeatedly.
Apr 16, 2014
*If Barry O’Farrell as “a man of honour” then I’m Tinkerbell, and that’s a very ugly mental image. $3000 bottle of piss from a crook. Jesus.
*If I forgot a $3000 “gift” at my work they would sack me. Fuck him.
Apr 19, 2014
Does anyone own an EAR BITTEN album? I don’t. We need a scan for mysterious reasons.
Apr 20, 2014
*I’ve had enough. Mavericks dies today. See you in a while…
*We have a scan of EAR BITTEN from the fabulous John Laidler (with $6 price tag from Utopia!) Hoping for another soon.
Apr 24, 2014
*TIME says Beyonce is the person that most influences my world. She can help pay for the groceries then. I’ve never heard that name Beyonce without thinking of a jumping castle. Rather have the castle then her influencing me actually. Here’s a great Beyonce. You’d get a lot of beyoncing out of that one.
*Oh bloody hell. Look out everybody Graphicraft is going to be retro cool for 15 minutes.
Apr 25, 2014
*The same shitty Amiga graphics that everyone did in 1987 but OH MY GOD ANDY WARHOL A REAL ARTIST! Wonder what Beyonce thinks?
@heaven17bef
*sample CD for 9 bucks today. I dunno, it’s got a Hoover sample.
Apr 26, 2014
*There is going to be an explosion of dodgy private colleges in Australia like mushrooms after rain. https://www.smh.com.au/opinion/tough-task-in-higher-learning-20140425-379k6.html
*In a way I’m keen to see the ‘disruption’ that businessmen like so much – the ‘freedom’ should apply to all, yes? As well as students free to seek ways of learning, perhaps staff free to seek ways of teaching? You know, ‘disruption’.
Apr 30, 2014
*The last days of the 90’s. The sales dude is playing Smoke On The Water on PsychoRhodes. You’re disgusted & excited… You venture: ‘But next decade will all be minimal techno’. Salesdude looks at you. ‘Why go minimal when you could go MAXIMAL!”
Defeated. “Maybe I could sell the car.”
*The year that every man, woman, and child on earth smashed a zip drive. Long after, hands tremble I seek to resurrect the evil. Satan is amused. “Your soul? Mate – you’re dreaming. How about a used smart media card?”
“5 volts and it’s yours”. I am lost.
May 2, 2014
*Heroin ‘plays a role’ when celebrities die. Poor people just overdose.
*I have run my own Commission of Audit and it says ‘more beer and curry’
May 3, 2014
*4AM is a GREAT time for new course development ideas! THANKS BRAIN.
Missing from Cartesian Dualism is the obvious time shift between the mind and the body, leading to 4AM peaks and 4PM slumps.
“And don’t get me started on the jangling electronic score, which is like something out of a Tangerine Nightmare.” https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2014/05/the-amazing-spider-man-2/361552/
Cool band name, thanks.
*I’d go see a band called Putin’s Manboobs, but I wouldn’t take a date.
I’d save the date for an all-girl punk band called the Henna Pods.
May 4, 2014
As I suspected – some evidence note taking on laptops less effective than using pen and paper. http://t.co/F2BLOYen7Q
Anecdotal: sitting up front, taking only very occasional notes, no laptop – they’re going to be the guys that rock the course.
One of you dweeby tech hoarder cliffords has got to have a SCSI CD-ROM drive in your closet ready to come out.
May 7, 2014
Media Barrage starts now.
https://ra.co/news/24689
Archaic Music For Archaic People. Buy my old albums so I can waste the money on more crap old Roland ROMplers because this is my new drug. (Only 1 new thing in this deal).
May 9, 2014
MORE BRAINS – 3 more teaching positions announced at COFA.
Must be the only art college that’s actually growing. Ideally you are a postgrad painter that can also build robots. We are equal opportunity so the robot can apply as well.
* My 2014 Visual Arts Prize goes to this vision of our cyber future. Yes, this is actually from 2014. I challenge anyone to be exactly sure which way that face is pointing.
I know it’s only May but I am certain that no other work in media art will challenge this crowd pleaser.
May 11, 2014
Today is the day that beards jump the shark. I’m expecting a tragic period of hirsute celebrity that we will later regret. My Top 3 #lastfm
Artists: why the hell would I tell you? It’s none of your business. What next? Stare in my window? (666)
*Oh boy. Our first complaint about vinyl. The guy didn’t manage to download the tracks in the previous decade they were available. Really?
*At my funeral there will be people bitching about limited editions.
May 12, 2014
Asked a question on GearSlutz, got coated in male smug. I hope soap & hot water will wash off the stench of dilettante wankers.
May 13, 2014
So the budget takes from medical services to pay for more medical research? At very best your illness costs fund an export industry. More likely we get more ‘research’. Which will be conducted by multinationals aligned with tame academics and lead to more profit. Brilliant
What we save on a shit broadband system we spend on more roads. Good for Amazon I guess, shit for any other reason. As suspected, the price of uni goes up, but every hairdresser is now a university, with discount degrees in hairology. Educational Darwinism.
Post budget courses: Animation for Medicine, Music for Surgery, Hospitalogy, Drug Research Film Studies, Interfaces for Jet Bombers.
May 14, 2014
*Did the Australian Government seriously just put money up for Vicar In A Tutu? Is this a Smiths fan led recovery?
*Just had somebody demand I replace all the mp3s that were on a laptop he had stolen etc. etc.
Is ‘fuck off’ bad customer service?
*When you earn obscene pay you can wipe your CEO arse on something that was once art and turn it into shit. http://t.co/QhAw9ucnPO Andy Warhols’s “Race Riot”, sold to some rich white prick for 63 million dollars. We sure scrubbed that of meaning. Hooray Art.
May 15, 2014
Lack of sleep is macho. Impress everyone with how few hours you sleep. They will be impressed by your achievement. It’s worth brain damage to show up you colleagues in an utterly worthless pissing competition. http://t.co/jdiWKLrkUX
May 16, 2014
It’s time that I let Lexxy Downer lapse as my Worst Liberal. From now on it’s Brownyn Bishop. For being utterly corrupt as speaker. But there will always be a soft spot in my heart for Lord Downer, The Butcher of Baghdad.
May 17, 2014
I sincerely hope this person is enjoying his new taxes and benefit cuts.
In case you don’t know what the worst Liberal looks like, it’s the hairdo on the left under the word Bitch.
Good times, good friends.
May 18, 2014
The world needs more installation video art based around slowly dripping taps. Several hundred pieces just aren’t enough. Oh and don’t forget some slow motion. Can’t be real video art without really overstated grandiose slow motion footage. Do you preserve 1st year students from bad art or do you inoculate them with it? Serious question.
May 19, 2014
http://t.co/COd9YnDxg1 is still there. Been there since 1997.
Just checking. The Prime Number Shitting Bear is still there. http://t.co/JGrALfWSCh
Oh cool. Superbad was gone for about 5 years. Now it’s back. http://t.co/22wZgrnpFI
One more check on our older folk. Must revere our ancestors.
JODI is still there. http://t.co/UKfafDQpIx
May 20, 2014
Oh great, another time dealer wants to sell me a fix. “I got you some 1980’s, very nice, you like, 10 inch 12 inch, old times yes?” Sometimes I feel I let people down by not dying 20 fucking years ago. Good artist, lie down, play dead.
It’s TWO THOUSAND AND FOURTEEN you god damn vampires.
May 21, 2014
Cheer up! You could always be an aspiring actor. Big queue of them across the road from my place all hoping to be an extra in a TVC.
Next! Next! Next! Next! Next! Next! Next! Next! Next! Next! Next! Next! Next! Next! Next! Next! Next! Next! Next! Next! Next! Next!
May 22, 2014
Next morning the aspiring actors are still lining up in the street to be extras in a TVC. Nearby – garbage bags full of hope. I’d take a picture but I’d need a backpack full of release forms and dollar coins. Besides, not funny. Well, a little. Its funny. The place across the road where all the people were lining up is now a fresh pork pie shop. Pretty tasty actually. They have second hand clothing as well.
Hey. @medicalrecs posted a baby photo on Facebook. But I don’t don’t go to Facebook so I don’t know yet.
May 24, 2014
A man had died at the VIVID festival. Obviously this illegal rave must be shut down. Drugs must have been involved. NSW property developers are horrified by yet another Anna Wood type death. The only safe thing to do is to turn all venues into apartments.
May 25, 2014
Having conducted an interactive survey at the local pub, the soundtrack of Grease is greatest artwork of mankind. Ah hah ah hah.
Essentially, unless your artwork is on par with the soundtrack of Grease, you fail and should go do something else. Ah hah ah hah.
I shall deliver my findings to the Federal Arts Ministry, proposing a cross media Grease based metric for community arts engagement. The week’s lectures: 1st year: The Transit of Venus & Mechanical Moving Image. 2nd year: Reenactment: The Thin Blue Line + Kaspar Hauser.
May 26, 2014
*Bah. Big Fat Roland Rompler on eBay and not enough savings. Worse than heroin this hobby of mine I swear
*Just looked at this chocolate and it says “Welcome To Joyville!” All this time and I never knew.
Joyville seems a bit underwhelming. Going to move to Ecstatic City. Just have to find the right product label.
May 27, 2014
ALRIGHT! Old vinyl successfully converted into old synthesiser! “Selling the 80’s to buy the 90’s to make The Future”
Is there a package from Japan yet? Is there a package yet? Is there a package from Japan yet? Is there a package from Japan yet? Package?
May 28, 2014
*My opinion on this extremely complex political, cultural and gender based issue in less than 140 letters without just being a slogan is that
*Reading Norman Lebrecht’s “Companion to 20th Century Music”, cheering every time he connects his fist with a deserving face.
Acid House: “exceptionally noisy all night parties for impressionable adolescents in respectable middle class suburbs.
Academicism: “Mid-century dictatorship of compositional policy … by professional composers at East Coast colleges.”
Skryabin: “wrote perfectly normal music while proclaiming himself Messiah… overdosed on Theosophy and was rightly regarded a crackpot”.
*I think this became rare and obscure the day it came out. Mostly based on Eric Pershing’s Distorted Reality CDROM.
May 29, 2014
*My package is at Tokyo International Airport. My all-pervasive existential depression has been rescheduled to June. God bless retail therapy
*Just learned about Haydn’s use of graphical scores mid 18th century, how most textbooks completely wrong and this doctorate gonna kill me. Every frikken book I read is digging holes in every other frikken book I read until it’s a grey mush of bullshit. Jakob Engel noted limits in music ‘sampling’ in 1780. He argues against imitation of sounds and instead for creating subjective impressions.
*You can tell Chicken System’s Translator is quality when under the ‘Roaldn’ heading they explain how to save AKAI samples. The full name of the software is ‘Translator – A Chicken Systems Product (Not Responding)’. Wlodzimierz Grabowski where are you?
*My music cloud machine is pumping out clouds. Don’t give a fuck what any examiner says – it’s beautiful to me.
May 30, 2014
Up to 2000 it was flying cars. Now it’s self driving cars. Maybe if it wasn’t the ‘innovation industry’ talking it would be no cars at all.
May 31, 2014
You have to ask yourself why large companies keep creating robots, which are in most cases utterly useless. As role models? The same company that owns Boston Dynamics wants you to wear the funny glasses. ‘Tech writers’ applaud, understanding nothing. Or maybe they intuit that the panopticon need not be a building for you to watch yourself. And they approve. Which is why they are scum. How the fuck does Google not being able to sell your private data ‘strengthen repressive regimes’? http://t.co/YN4bMWnToS
I did not see this. It is not there. http://t.co/1r5KmkZNjk
Jun 1, 2014
BTW I am serious about needing advice on what vinyl or object next. If you know, tell me. http://t.co/P5qX0VQRBL
Guess my Revox A77 is now officially cool again. http://t.co/iwWH1lgVff
Jun 2, 2014
“The Last Time I Lectured First Year Media” in French would probably be a classic film.
@dj2mn “Azalea is as irrelevant to Australian hip-hop as Australian hip-hop is to everyone not directly involved in Australian hip-hop.”
Jun 10, 2014
*Student sees old band photo: “My God, look how young you once were!”. Actually, no I jumped out of a cake into a coffin.
*Best essay submission: “Written-refection-thing-sorry-this-is-the.right-one.doc”
*Microsoft Minesweeper: open a network folder. Carefully examine documents, trying not to accidentally launch Powerpoint & losing the game.
*Learning the hard way about importing musical equipment. 🙁 BTW a synthesiser tariff is 9207.10.10 stat code 23, chapter 92.
*Seems like I get at least 1 letter a week with the federal government crest up top. It features 2 animals that kick you, hard.
*Arrived home to another government letter referring to previous government letter that there was no change to my obligations to government.
Each time I see that frikken crest on an envelope I have another near heart attack. Can we give it a rest?
Jun 12, 2014
Artmatic 6 is out. Runs on 10.9 and does a lot more 3D Sci-Fi weirdness.
Jun 14, 2014
*The word ‘cyber’ is creeping back into the language, ready to fire an unexpected clown horn.
*All the best Westerns are made in Australia now. The cowboy is now Mad Max. https://t.co/wFPVtsezPy
*Oog! Oog! Oog! Yaaargh! Oi Oi Oi! Here we go… here we go! Oooooogh! Waagh!
Yes, the local pub is filled with Game of Thrones fans again.
Jun 15, 2014
*Ugh. How much longer must we suffer under the oppression of endless YouTube videos of the BBC Radiophonic Workshop. Electronic music is a divorcee that keeps pining over a photo of the ex wife. It’s over. Grow the fuck up. Move on. New Sacred Cows for Old.
*Ack. Ugh. Not only is ‘cyber’ back, but ‘looking through the lens of’ is having a gastric reflux.
*I finally did a inventory: I’ve generated 7 and a half hours of algorithmic video clouds. Go for 8? 24?
…and that is how one Twitter message, innocently sent, lead inexorably to the moon’s destruction in 2087.
…the Lounge Suit, one it took root in Soviet film was the seed for cloning underwater cyborg slaves…
… the plan to reanimate Hitler would have consequences far beyond the King’s aeronautic ambitions.
If I was half the lecturer that James Burke has been, I’d have a cream lounge suit. P.S. The man has an arts degree., suck it STEM.
Jun 16, 2014
It’s been about 16 years since the last batch. Soon available again in the USA.
Jun 17, 2014
.@frenchbloke Ethnic.
Jun 18, 2014
*Most emails asking for soundtrack music don’t make you feel like you’re being hired as a maid. Just got one that did. If I was 20 something I’d be oohooh let me be your soundtracks! But I am Captain Grumpy Old Shit and disdain is singing my name today.
*Australian Customs have finally run through every sing-along they know & have sent me the bar tab. 4 days post became a month :-/
*Kids, make sure customs brokerage is included in your E-Bay price, or you’ll be seeing a lot of mail with animal crests.
Jun 19, 2014
Farewell “Kunst Kamp”, you were that rare & vintage antique in the ALDI supermarket of education. COFA is now UNSW Art & Design.
Jun 21, 2014
Rap music is now suffering its own nostalgic middle age. I guess Glitch is next. http://t.co/hCvWlCW3IP
Jun 22, 2014
I am being followed by “Best Rap Lyrics Ever.” This is going to end in tears. Yo, White Middle Aged Academic in Da House. Laying Down Learning Outcomes Like Nigga Give No Care.
Actually here’s some lyrics that would make a good rap. http://t.co/LIBggUO0V3
Jun 23, 2014
Another record label, Soon I’ll have more labels than hot showers. POST PUNK! Black and white with lots of skulls! http://t.co/CRbBq31WuP Did I mention skulls? Yeah skulls. Our old 12 inch on sale again. A scale that runs from skull to pumpkin. I would tend to the pumpkin side of things.
Fuck yeah.
Hai!
Plug microSD into SD into Compact Flash into PC Card to add memory to something made in 2005. Not THAT long ago?
Jun 24, 2014
That the AFX record sold for $46,300 and yet the music is freely available is the starting point for so much soul searching. Sound Art too is always contingent on an object or a space. It’s as if sound is worth nothing unless framed.
Jun 29, 2014
Jun 30, 2014
In the year 2000 we will have big phat funky data cards made out of mirror balls
Jul 4, 2014
Jul 4, 2014
“It doesn’t do anything. That’s the beauty of it.” If I ever bought this I’d just turn it on & stare wildly at people
Jul 14, 2014
Hey, it’s the computer we had at high school! Reminds me of being beaten up.
Jul 16, 2014
SEND IN THE CLOWNS THERE OUGHT TO BE CLOWNS
Jul 17, 2014
*I would like to extend a hearty “fuck every one of you” to our political leaders, including the Greens for getting us here.
I am not addicted to buying gear. I am addicted to tracking parcels. God help me, I love it so. Been a lot of PayPal lately. Little trucks connecting hock shops with Erlanger, Kentucky. Little men in blue uniforms. A Talking Heads song. Paid $99. From when hard drives were < thumb drives. Kind of obscure brand, but just imagine it shipping!
*This is what people mean when they talk about “shipping” and “fandom” on the internet right?
Hiroshima Chair. $1,263.00
http://t.co/5GSe0H33Hu
Jul 19, 2014
*The Cossacks are brave manly men, led by the manliest of brave manly men. Having boldly defeated a plane full of civilians by button pushing
*Craigslist MOSKOW Bear Man looking for bros 2 JO to my BUK missile launcher – NO HOMO
Jul 20, 2014
*Brave Cossack fighter! What will you buy first on the credit card looted from the corpse?
*As promised, I have started to provide free samples of the flea-boxes. Thank you for your donations. http://t.co/9aZQqaHCnI
Jul 20, 2014
.@only1klaus
“Forklift Driver Klaus!”
or Klaus manages to injure everyone at work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-rJndNbCYY
Jul 20, 2014
Two big fat fleas just landed at Sydney Airport. This is one…
Jul 22, 2014
Day zero for the experimental video lab at work. 8 channel digital mixer & DVE is operational. Messy cables.
I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED GOOGLE.
I LOVE ALL CORPORATIONS THEY ARE JUST LIKE kill me PEOPLE AND CARE bleearch FOR THE PLAfuck
Jul 25, 2014
Holy shit. US Postal Service is kicking FedEx’s arse big time. (Running a global horse race I can only win). FedEx is the rabbit. Great big leaps, then has to sleep for days. USPS just keeps on grinding away at the miles.
Who is John Galt? http://t.co/DeYNSF5agi
#somethingawful via @somethingawful
Jul 26, 2014
What If All The Ice On Earth Melted =or= check out your new swimming pool. http://t.co/V5N79iwzrF
Jul 28, 2014
After a few hours testing this UltraProteus, I think the cocaine in mid 90’s Santa Cruz must have been pretty damn fine. “Let’s add 288 filters and control them with 3 programmable multi stage multi slope function generators” “Whoah dude”.
Hang on a second. I was in Santa Cruz in the mid 90’s. Fuck I should have gone to that party.
Best feature is a routine that checks for explosive filter resonance overload and mutes the outs. I am not making that up. The clincher – all the presets AVOID using ANY of this madness. It’s like they were ashamed of what they had smoked that night.
Jul 29, 2014
There is a hell, and its name is SCSI.
Jul 30, 2014
*Just spent last 3 hours trying to inspire 2nd year about narrative structures and that was a bloody hero’s journey right there.
*Chairman of the GO8 uses the term ‘trickle down’ without any irony. Thinks rich student = good student. Is a fool.
*014Dh 7d12h CYBORG 016Ah 3ec4h ELVIS 014Dh 0a97h RAT BREATH X
Yes that’s exactly the circuit board I need. “Ships to: United States” Arse.
Jul 31, 2014
Somebody else bought the CYBORG ELVIS RAT BREATH damnit. It’s discrimination just cause I am Australian. I was born like that.
Aug 1, 2014
I cut open a fish, and inside were two golden coins. On the first golden coin is written CYBORG ELVIS RATS BREATH. And God has willed I have a FIZMO.
Hahahahahaahahahahahaaa
Aug 2, 2014
The scent of symmetrical men.
Aug 4, 2014
Really bad fever last night, I knew it was receding when I could breathe on all 16 white pipes / MIDI channels by turning my head.
Aug 5, 2014
* Gonna start a punk band called ‘My Parents Open Carry’. http://t.co/6YyFWjbaEi
It’s a good time for a cover version of “Hello Dad I’m In Jail.”
* did try to go to work today but the damn turntable they put under the building made it too hard to concentrate. Back in bed. I caught 1 flu where I teach, quickly followed by another where I study and the 2 are now playing Hamas and Israel with my body parts.
*Cheap pre-viz of my cloud video machine in situ in the UTS media space next year. https://t.co/sR1lxv8Tm0
*Hell, I was so looking forward to spewing racist bigotry in all directions and now the government has backed down. My rights trampled!
Aug 7, 2014
League of Arseholes vent their moneyed hatred on Prime Arsehole. Everyone else laughs. http://t.co/tleRIHjWm2
Aug 9, 2014
Propellerhead announce that they’ve hidden all the interface design that once defined Reason. Upgrade now to new generic workflow! Programmers walk slo mo down corridor, draw circles on white board, soft rock anthem plays along with blurred drag and drop.
Aug 10, 2014
Finally failed to not watch ‘Prometheus’. Hoo boy. ‘Predator VS Alien’ with no Predator. I mean, why bother making it. These films start with fascinating ideas, and then you could rate them by the time in seconds to first ‘buddy cop’ dialogue exchange.
Aug 11, 2014
.@earthrid It’s true. Independence, Kentucky is a fine place with a fine FedEx sorting facility. Always a good time for fans of shipping. Thumbs up.
Aug 12, 2014
I just flew through an aorta using oculus rift and now I need to throw up.
Science! Just thinking the words ‘oculus rift’ still makes me want to throw up.
Aug 13, 2014
More importantly:
Aug 14, 2014
I will be on FBI Radio tonight from 9PM AEST, 11AM GMT, 4AM PDT spinning some shit.
It’s nice to actually put the vinyl on vinyl rotation things. Must get one of those in the home some day.
Aug 15, 2014
“Robin Williams mourned by Koko the Gorilla”. Congratulations, we’ve reached peak exploitative bullshit. Great job!
Based on significant life experiences I have decided to name my first born Grolsch.
Unless it’s a boy.
Aug 16, 2014
Maths: I now know why Steak Sandwich chips are 2 bags for 1. But I don’t know what I’ll do with the remaining 1.9 bags. How bad are they?
Meanwhile, reading the comments in the Guardian. Seriously, fuck the left wing for being just the same bigots as the right.
Aug 17, 2014
Australian light machine patent 1927, A.B. Hector. As is usual the local inventor is poorly documented.
*Positive: now that rat won’t be clambering about trying to get at our food.
Negative: strong smell of dead rat.
Summation: no longer have appetite to eat any of the food preserved from rat.
Inner city living.
* KVR Audio Developer Challenge 2014: Fifth Degree by Bernie Maier https://www.kvraudio.com/kvr-developer-challenge/2014/#dc14-9216
VOTE FOR BLURK CLIFFORD DAMN
Aug 18, 2014
“ARTS FUNDING SHAKE UP!”
“funding for Australia’s top 28 performing arts companies remains unchanged”
That’s not a shake up.
Aug 19, 2014
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua.
“Get a ceramic football. In time look at the likelihood of warm-up, photography graduated from mourning. You can drink recipes.”
“It happens the notebook would really be planning to get pregnant. Maybe it was the development of their own free sugar.”
“Welcome to the lake bed, a Japanese airline or maintenance to the system.”
“It was the economic life of the tank. Retailers. Airplane is a movie theater for free.”
“Plastic boxes for infectious disease programs at the sidewalk. Urban park designers to push the brakes. The gate of life -diameter & soft.”
Aug 21, 2014
It costs $5000 to see Richard Dawkins’ circle. How much to squeeze his manboobs? http://t.co/EXlnvDaRxx I would only squeeze his manboobs in a highly logical way, no Muslim stuff.
Aug 23, 2014
A Colour Music festival is on at ANU.
*Today I seek out what remains of A. B. Hector, Australia’s original Colour Music Machine maker. Unlike USA artists – forgotten. A small box of manuscripts in the State Library. Newspaper clippings and faint praise. But his US Patents are still online.
*BTW bitch about the web, but in the 1920’s the first 8 pages of the SMH were adverts and shipping news. I like the latter.
Aug 24, 2014
*Road case from our US tour with MC900FT Jesus in 1990. Inside, the all important Game Boy and Tetris cart. IT IS THE 90’S AND IT IS TIME FOR KLAX.
God they built these things well back then.
*I seem to remember we got a four player SLIME WORLD match going backstage at least once. Simpler days…
*Fuck it I’m going to enter all of these visual artists into spreadsheet. Only way I can figure out who stole from who.
Aug 25, 2014
*Holy fuck a positive album review in The Wire. Tick all the boxes and you’re finally allowed at the table.
Aug 26, 2014
*What is this Mogwai and why does it disturb my slumber? What forces does it wish to unleash?
Paging @dj2mn and @antbanister we have a CODE GREEN situation developing for 2015.
Aug 27, 2014
A box from @stobiepole
Inside there is INFINITE STORAGE!
INFINITE STORAGE
btw that’s a great metal band name and it’s mine.
Aug 29, 2014
Click. I suddenly understand why news rooms on TV use a lot of blue. It has to do with the Virgin Mary and an Afghan mine. Those odd moments when research is a happy little moment.
“The strong fives, The marthambles, The moon-pall, The hockogrocle.”
Aug 30, 2014
If you want to know what Putin is thinking, just read the paid Russian astroturf comments in the Guardian. Easy. I think by now the failure of reader comments in news sites should be evident to all concerned.
I’ve heard of major labels with multiple bands, but at this rate we’ll be major band with a whole bunch of labels. No. Sorry, no. Please no.
It’s 2014 and record labels send demos to bands.
So what I gather from that meeting is we play with Mogwai if (a) spectacular hotel rooms (b) sad Penrith set (c) free speech zone on stage
@Grog_Boggoth
must be on stage yelling “play Dead Eyes Opened” every 5 minutes. Did I get it all?
Anyone allowed in Free Speech Zone but only allowed to say PDEO or are beaten by riot cops.
Aug 31, 2014
@dj2mn @antbanister OK. Said no and sorry. Green alert called off.
Festival of Academics & Journalists speaking ‘on behalf of’ Sex Workers. Next up, Whitey explains racism. http://t.co/TN7eOnVzU1
Sep 1, 2014
Komplete 10 has 30 new pianos, comes packaged in a full size piano. Highlight is the new ‘Piano Piano’.
‘Borborygmus’ does not mean the rumbling of an elephant’s stomach. Pierre Henry lied to me, the bastard.
“A bloviating Brobdingnagian blatherskite, blithering bombilative bafflegab.”
http://t.co/9sPhFtA2OQ
Sep 2, 2014
6pm at work. Student drawings are still pinned to the walls for exams, despite all the social virtual.
Sep 3, 2014
Thank God there’s a tweet about the BBC Radiophonic Workshop. It’s been at least a week.
Looking forward to the inevitable picture of Delia Derbyshire at a tape recorder.
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah CELEBRITIES blah blah blah blah blah blah
Sep 4, 2014
Thanks FedEx for FUCKING DROPPING IT YOU MAROONS. Gotta get the pliers out – to do your truck over.
Gonna bend the front of your truck round so you drive in circles and starve. See how you like that VANDALS.
Hidden in the Fedex logo in negative space is a picture of your mother you BUTT HEADS.
Musicians lie about their influences. It really wasn’t Kraftwerk. http://t.co/3nNvfOupVj
Sep 5, 2014
So now we’ve had the picture of DD at the tape recorder let’s have the Daphne Oram tweet so we can do the BBCRW again.
@dj2mn Shit a Blofeld can do: hang off a 19″ rack shelf. #wellbuggerme
Sep 6, 2014
The photos of God and the Devil still on ebay for $15,000,000 Maybe we could split the costs?
Atlantic writer gets HDR error on her iPhone, thinks she has taken ghost photos, everybody argues about God. http://t.co/Z80Tt5gClQ
Sep 7, 2014
One of Margaret Thatcher’s great achievements might be an independent Scotland. You punch people, they remember well. I’d like a Yes vote even just to send a piss off to all the cartoonists that drew a kilt every time it came up.
Sep 9, 2014
*’I’ve sent someone to kill you,’ Diana would say. ‘They’re outside in the garden. Look out of the window; can you see them?’. The “People’s Princess” Diana Spencer. A class act that one.
*Kriv Stender’s got a new film out, with Simon Pegg! Attaboy! #mostsuccesfulexbandmember
http://t.co/IIWgZ1eNJI
*The naked mole rat is not naked, a mole or a rat. Their closest relative is the bee. They feel no pain & do not age. Naked mole rats also do not get cancer. They rule large sections of Europe disguised as humans.
Sep 10, 2014
You can avoid all this technology talk by concentrating on naked mole rats and that’s exactly what I’m doing.
Sep 11, 2014
OK then… socially closest relative of @TehNakedMoleRat
is bees – have a queen, hive, drones… Still rule most of Europe in disguise.
*Thank god the SMH told me what Julia Gillard wore in court. As she is a woman I must know this important information.
*The nice thing about hardware is it doesn’t cr…WTF?
Sep 12, 2014
Wondering why “Dead Eyes Opened” isn’t in this list: http://t.co/GIdlT5UZUZ
@only1klaus Oh no does that mean the young ladies not involved any more? (Not sending to Andy King as I upset him last time).
Sep 13, 2014
A cautionary tale of new art college in deep trouble – the first years of Cal Arts.
http://t.co/8Lsek1uuon
Jonathan Kay: What’s the whitest band in the world? Thanks to digital technology, we know the answer http://t.co/0vrX3v2zaQ
via @fullcomment
Sep 14, 2014
You Won’t Believe What These So Called Artists Did With An Old Potato: http://t.co/eAjjUJ51UK
(am I doing this right?)
Music hardware is jolly and all, but I’m on my knees more often than a Catholic saint. Cables! Black cables everywhere!
Sep 16, 2014
.@dj2mn Ostoja-Kotkowski and Don Banks AV concerts Canberra 1972. Apologies for (c) but needs more awareness.
Sep 16, 2014
@dj2mn Slides plus lasers apparently. The Don Burrows Quartet plus a chamber ensemble. Very 70’s.
Sep 18, 2014
Hot damn that’s an ugly Jesus. But check out that rainbow. Accuracy here means – blue = virgin mary.
Sep 21, 2014
“Sony MiniDisc – latest Test Dept. release inside”
Sep 24, 2014
*It’s just impossible to get any work done with all these terrorists crowding my office. C’mon guys keep it down I’m trying to write here.
“Boiled Egg owned by Lou Reed. Was used in tours for NYC Man. Pick up only.”
“Simon Le Bon’s crumhorn with all accessories. Mint. Exceptional price. 1st to see will buy”.
*3000 years ago we were visited by giant elks. We must mount a mission to find the Elk Planet. https://www.livescience.com/23910-russian-nazca-lines-discovered.html
Oh well. All the gin’s gone. Time to be off.
Sep 25, 2014
*Well damn, just read a paper which completely demolishes the idea of ‘colour music’. It was presented in 1737. Kick arse. Of course, that’s just what scientists would say, the rotten killjoys (goes back to reading occult writings).
*You have five days left before I jump out of your cake. And you don’t have the cake yet. If you don’t get a cake I will just have to jump out of something else, like your cat, or maybe a toby jug. That would be bogus.
*Hey ASIO when I say ASIO I mean the other ASIO y’know the music one. I’ll use the word STASI when I mean you OK? Just helping Team Australia
*Hey ASIO, sorry me again, do you still have those photos of my parents outside the commie bookstore? I was planning a family slide night. Sorry I meant STASI in that last tweet.
Sep 26, 2014
*Oh look that Hey ASIO thing went and trended. How trendy. Whatever will we ineffectually gripe about next, latte sippers?
*”Bill & Ted’s Flabby Nostalgia Adventure 3″ announced. Lo! we are in the Prophesied End Times of which The Book spoke. Also Pink Floyd LP.
*Pink Floyd and Aphex Twin co-touring their new albums. It makes sense and you know it.
Sep 27, 2014
That’s So Guardian: Equal news space for the next Iraq War and a Thom Yorke mini album.
*Oh look, I can buy a revolutionary dadaist pamphlet for only $13,500. Just goes to show how effective art has been in changing the world. A set of Duchamp’s Rotoreliefs printed on cardboard are a snip for $50,000. Learn from this you artists.
*Someone next door really likes, really likes, reaaaally liiiikes MUUUUUUUUUUUSIIIICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLS!!!!!
Sep 29, 2014
Baragami is the ancient Welsh decorative art of “toast arranging”.
http://messybeast.com/baragami/baragami.htm
Oct 1, 2014
FEELING “RECKLESS”? Ten years jail for you!
This is the greatest artwork conceived by the mind of man.
Oct 2, 2014
Look at this Strand lighting console from 1954 and try convince me that VJ culture is a new thing.
Oct 2, 2014
$35 “This is rock n roll”. A classic forever. But…. nah.
Oct 3, 2014
* Just bought two glass prisms. I’m going to see what the hell Goethe thought he was seeing.
Also rainbows and dolphins etc.
*Liquid Architecture programme for Sydney, this weekend.
https://liquidarchitecture.org.au/events/liquid-architecture-sydney/
*Print out this handy chart, go to a mirror and check.
@dj2mn Any do on this weekend?
Oct 4, 2014
*Rupert says “Forget the budget”. Rupert says “Forget about Russia”. Rupert says “Let’s all argue about Burqas”. Rupert says “Have a war”.
* Fuck websites that assume you only want to download for the OS you’re using. Go die in a fire with BBQ sauce.
Oct 5, 2014
October “Big Bird”. One of series based on the Langford Parrot.
https://t.co/vnm69w3nN9
fnord
Oct 6, 2014
Why Academics Stink at Writing – Steven Pinker
http://t.co/0wufpbHUjx
Oct 7, 2014
That is one hell of a big cassette insert. Going to have to push hard.
It’s high time this photograph appeared in an academic journal. High time.
I don’t care if this is being hyped to hell and back it still rules. Music videos without music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gPwhG5j6NI&list=UUyNApaP66QReXKaWRZzuXzw
Oct 8, 2014
I’ll never know why I deserve a long stream of ‘hilarious’ hatred over twitter just because I make music. Anyway, blocked, game over.
OK the prisms are here. Newton or Goethe? Who is right?
Not looking good for poor old Goethe. There’s red on the outside of that yellow.
Oct 12, 2014
I am too old and blind to solder these days. Fixed the TX but it weren’t pretty to watch. And fuck Jaycar battery holders don’t fit.
Oct 13, 2014
I dream of wires all black coiled around each other unlabelled behind racks one is intermittently broken which one kill me
Oct 14, 2014
Mother Nature is trying to peel the roof off my house like it’s a tin of beans. By the sound of bending metal she’s getting there. Cheerful image for phobics.
Oct 15, 2014
To see manly men Tony Abbott and Vladimir Putin ‘shirtfronting’ each other on live TV – I would buy a TV set for that I would.
I got a lazy 5 bucks that Vlad would kick-box Tones in the Budgie Smugglers and it would all be over in the first minute. Who wants to bet?
Oct 16, 2014
Somebody has to break the news to this guy eventually (that it’s worth about $150).
http://t.co/3fK9FJzZzP
Oct 17, 2014
Popular Science in 1935 rocked.
Now all we get is more social networks.
Oct 18, 2014
*TECH TIP: Yosemite is actually pronounced like Vegemite.
*Fairfax answers that Age old question – What is Art?
Oct 19, 2014
I dunno, the new guy just doesn’t seem the brightest bulb on the Xmas tree.
Should have used this instead.
Oct 20, 2014
*Although not labelled, this surely is Hector’s colour music machine, Sydney 1928. Man to left is probably him. The piano is attached to a bank of relays at centre, and yes, the coloured lights were set into that top-tastic diorama.
*No more fractal birds for a while. UltraFractal is broken in OSX Vegemite.
Oct 21, 2014
*Poor old bloody Gough. But you are free now.
Gough Whitlam did in three years what some governments haven’t managed in the last 50.
Mind you, Menzies was such a clueless sloth that there was about 50 years worth of things to do.
*Followed by 3 comedy animal accounts (inc. 2x grumpy cats) all in one minute. In the 2nd minute they were all at the butchers. One of grumpy cats had a hilarious joke about ‘sluts’. Oh yes that’s just what I was wanting. Thank you. Die.
Oct 22, 2014
*There was a time when it wasn’t embarrassing to play computer games. I think it was a couple of days in December 1994.
*Barry Humphries thinks ‘worthless sluts’, ‘human garbage’, ‘chinky-poos’ etc. is hilarious. I think he’s well past his use by date.
Oct 23, 2014
Hah, I posted a ‘spam mother’ on my blog and it screamed and hundreds of spam babies came running. Still mopping up the mess.
“an undiscovered beauty emanating from the inside you happens – minecraft wiki horses”
Oct 25, 2014
*Ye Gods there’s been 25 Church albums? I thought I was bad. I better bang out another shovel load.
*Actually I should be like this bad boy: https://www.klaus-schulze.com/disco/welcome.htm
PUMP-PUMP-PUMP-PUMP
*New Frontiers in Russian Video Art
Oct 26, 2014
This year my Halloween costume is going to be Australian Tax Office supplementary form NAT 2543 & pumpkin hat. (local joke only)
Oct 27, 2014
*Which are more daft – UNIX commands or start up names? For every ‘fukr’ there’s a ‘grep’
*After all these years for a variety of reasons I’ve joined AMCOS. I’m now a music publisher. I’m also a member of PPCA and wear a top hat.
*Seems here’s been a bit of a fuck up about income owed and no one claiming it. (Image of Scrooge McDuck goes here).
Oct 29, 2014
Uh Oh, we’ve had another mine cave in. #auspol
Oct 30, 2014
*”Hey I’m NOT a science fiction writer it’s TRANSREALISM OK? Not science fiction!”
*The history of Green http://t.co/NWssvfYopu
*We just lugged the SuperNova 12 analogue video synthesiser to UNSW. Not been on in 13 years. Going to be a while before you see pix. 6 foot tall rack full of a hand built circuits, Fairlight parts, 66 cables, and weighs a fuckton. BIG IRON TIME.
Sorry to all you Eurorack girlie mens. Guaranteed Not Circuit Bent! No idiot has weaved bullshit wires all over the innards – all of which create the same raspy robot belch!
Sadly the real photos of God and Satan seem to have sold. You’ll have to make do with this: http://t.co/ipwf9ssFe7
*I’ve got the the booze in my belly and eBay on the telly and God help the world. Capitalism is happening tonight.
*Bingo! Schizophrenia! http://t.co/FO8N0bH77q
*Spoke too soon. Photos of God and Satan still unsold! http://t.co/NMp5ZAcMoh
ITS A DEAL http://t.co/Me3rXCLPZ9
Oct 31, 2014
Happy Holloween
Putin could afford a better synthesiser if you ask me. Not a real Juno.
Nov 1, 2014
One of these is ‘high art’. The other is ‘fashion’. Of course.
Nov 2, 2014
Last time I bought headphones they didn’t come from what looks like a mascara stand. “Have anything not designed for 14yr old girls?”
“Actually, got something other than Monsterskullbeats in pink?”
Nov 3, 2014
@rasurc
Yes, I agree but refer back that picture of the woman chair I posted earlier. That’s considered OK. Dangerous tactic here.
Thank god for ‘gamers’, they make vintage synthesiser collectors sound less creepy. Apart from ‘gearslutz’ = creep central.
Nov 4, 2014
Do the people who design corporate databases actually try them with real people or do they just read Mein Kampf for cool ideas?
Just spent the last half hour navigating an Oracle product to ask a simple question, may as well been playing a 1st person shooter.
The “Report Manager” is the Boss Level. You have to climb up all the levels you’d just fought again to reach it.
Nov 5, 2014
Another doctoral supervisor bails out of my PG study. Thinking of changing my subject to Applied Leprosy, will be more popular.
I always find out AFTER they have transferred to another uni a safe distance away. Like several thousand miles away.
Nov 6, 2014
Mostly, definitely, maaate, fuck NO, go away, whoop whoop loopy, come back.
My next album will be packaged inside a poor person. #lets_have_a_packaging_pissing_competition
Got to say that was a pretty short pissing competition which I won you lazy bastards.
My next album is coming in a frozen Turducken. But you only get to play it after you eat the turducken. It’s just called ‘Turd’ for short.
Nov 7, 2014
Bomb Luxembourg. Suddenly the world becomes a better place, where the large technology companies actually pay taxes. http://t.co/cj5HhcQ0OH
Think of all the bookshops, small labels, better wages and less Frisco nerds if you just Bomb Luxembourg. Take one small nuke, job done
What gets me is that even by tax cheating and stock dumping Amazon still can’t make a profit. All they do is poison everything else.
It’s that time of year when I get to watch 100 student films with sad piano solos in the sad bits and wish I taught maths.
Nov 8, 2014
Does this old synthesiser use PCMCIA SRAM with Attribute RAM? Or not? Or is it eye of newt? Choose wisely, or $$–kaboom–$$
Nov 9, 2014
“Only 60 percent of the students showed up for any given lecture” at Harvard Uni. Suddenly I feel a huge success. http://t.co/lYmRJi1wOH
I think I might have worked out how to not have to use MaxMSP for my installation. Crying with potential tears of potential joy.
Nov 10, 2014
Today not even shitty enough to be interesting. Like being savaged by small dog with no teeth that gave up and started to lick its parts.
Today was like a balloon with a slow leak, not even enough to make a fart noise. The balloon was a dull grey.
Today was like a prank clown that couldn’t be bothered getting dressed as a clown or going out.
Yes this about sums it up. http://t.co/RdN8S5Fymp
Nov 11, 2014
*Filemaker <–> SQL <–> Adobe Air. Use Filemaker Go on pad, query database choose video to show on screen/web. No MaxMSP. #proudenduser
“Using Filemaker in every solution since 1998” award – the winner is … me.
*My new art course: “Stop fucking drawing anime or I’ll fail you. You’re at a fucking university for God’s sake”.
Nov 12, 2014
*Hey cool. The Shortwave radio receiver at Twente is back up.
http://t.co/AjpMAfwxo2
When people people ask me what music I listen I can again just point them at Adventist World Radio on 15360KHz and look smug.
Because that’s better than every experimental recording I’ve heard since Fontana Mix.
Nov 13, 2014
Apparently comets are bouncy. That’s good to know.
Nov 14, 2014
This intense, moody student soundtrack sure is moody and intense. Sounds like a minor key and everything.
Nov 15, 2014
*Hey Abbott did OK. He didn’t crack a joke about ‘darkies’. Give him some credit people.
You’re all just jealous that you didn’t get to tell the G20 about your bad day at work. I know I am. Seriously guys, it was bad news.
*There’s this public that just won’t listen. Yes Vladimir I know you had a bad day too, but just hear me out about my day.
Nov 16, 2014
*Taking a bit of effort to get this to boot up. Lots of WD40 and cotton buds, it’s starting to divide.
*Russia Today presents convincing photograph of Ukrainian homo space monster.
*Hey America if you really don’t like your president I’m sure no-one would mind a swap, been good to kick the tyres this weekend.
Nov 17, 2014
“The world’s biggest earwig has become extinct.” http://t.co/7Ietng5czf
Who will speak for the earwigs?
Nov 18, 2014
Been in ‘leadership training’ most of today. My mind’s a complete blank and I feel a bit sad. It must be working.
Truly, this is a beautiful thing.
Hartmann Neuron VS. First mountain: to get a noise any noise. Second mountain: what’s up with those balls anyway? IDKWTF.
The people who wrote the manual were tripping balls I know that much.
Nov 21, 2014
HEY, HERE’S SOME MORE TAYLOR SWIFT!
— splat —
JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU WANT ANOTHER BARREL
Nov 22, 2014
Uh oh. Complicated email from my UK rights holder about “monetising” YouTube videos. I think I’ll just give in at this point. It looks like AWAL will collect on all those YT ‘fan’ videos. I guess I can live with anyone who is polite enough to ask before they start. If sound is a material, then it differs from music which is an arrangement, seeming to cut through much argument. http://t.co/9JmIEuouDn
I wonder if vinyl and hardware and other condensations of sound into the physical is not an anxious retreat to the visible, where I am quite happy for sound to have no comparisons and just be itself. These days we fear the virtual like we used to fear ghosts. Everything has to have an ‘authentic’ tangible basis: robots instead of renders. Everyone knows that modulars sound better with wooden ends on the rack.
Nov 23, 2014
Izotope Iris 2 does not use Ghosts, disappointed.
http://t.co/f0nqYByUX2
Nov 24, 2014
Lamb! Lamb! Australia is full of it and my American won’t eat it. It’s just a sheep for christsake.
Yum yum! little sheepy in the mouth!
This is the best Russian film. I never make such a film as this.
https://t.co/8eHVucYOUd
@rasurc Actually that’s a fake. This is real…
Nov 25, 2014
About 3 hours wasted because Macs without a physical DVD drive won’t play disc images and give a spurious error. Thanks you pricks. How about an alert that says ‘we’ve disabled this feature on current models’. Instead of our IT trying to solve the fake error alert.
Then again – “Lie down with Macs, wake up with Fleas”.
Top IT Professional stories. Number one is a corker.
UNSW Annual Exhibition open in 30 minutes. If in Paddington, Sydney, come say hello. Already people showing up. https://t.co/RlEYsxVFqK
Nov 26, 2014
Crowd sourcing is an illusion and a scam. https://thebaffler.com/salvos/crowdsourcing-scam
Well Hello There My New Toy.
It does. It really sounds like walrus trying to vomit after too many drinks.
I AM THE WALRUS.
Nov 27, 2014
Just seen the prizes for tomorrows screening. Going to be some insanely happy students by Saturday morning. Two paid animation internships. Top film prize is from Adobe and Wacom. 6pm at the Chauvel on Oxford Street & I have ACCESS ALL ALCOHOL. Not the projectionist this year!
Nov 28, 2014
I love how I schedule leave from work and the mail instantly fills with OMG URGENT URGENT FOR NEXT WEEK. People, no. DIY.
MORE RESEARCH OUTCOMES. YOU HAVE AN HOUR A WEEK.
The walrus has landed. Sent by … the Bell Shakespeare company? My God, it’s a Mexican Shakespearian Walrus.
Many free drinks and prizes later (the Adobe/Wacom ladies were great) just at the deep/meaningful part of the evening where TRUTH lives. This is where you hear what students really think. “I was terrified of you for three years” is an old favourite of mine.
Nov 29, 2014
I’m one of those sad people that watches elections live. Got to say though the Victoria election is very entertaining at this moment.
I know there’s many local issues but it’s still a reflection of the shit and chaos going on in Federal politics that Labor/Green is way up.
https://t.co/6i9VZkRlWx
Dec 1, 2014
You Won’t Believe that Tedious Burbling Hiss With A Few Dull Bonks is Yet Another NASA Sample.
I’ll not only be dead before this damn backup finishes, I’ll be mummified, dug up, and stuck in the British Museum. Bugger this backup.
Dec 2, 2014
A lone vice chancellor calls out the Aus tertiary education changes bullshit. http://t.co/rl3bc65JAD
“The Hobbit” completed, New Zealand set to be backed up on the server and deleted.
Dec 3, 2014
How the hell do I find the frigging upgrade prices on the Arturia website? I’m logged in and ain’t no action anywhere.
A support ticketing system for church confessionals <— VENTURE CAPITALISTS I AM HOT TONIGHT! Bidding starts at $1M
(Re: case 92475) Apply a Decade of Hail Mary’s
(Re: case 92475) Case Closed
Choose * It worked before * I would like something new.
Dec 4, 2014
Cubase 8 can now bounce a track in place. Be still, my fluttering heart.
Academic gobbledegook word for 2015 – ‘confluence’. It means when streams of liquid mingle. Just picture that in your mind. Yes.
BEAP is exactly the sort of thing MAX has long needed. Like chapters in a book, it organises the task into humane amounts. Good move.
I mean I’m patching Max and not wanting to die. That’s got to be a first.
Thanks Arturia for fixing the web error that reveals the sales error that my registration isn’t recognised so I can rejoin the queue and
I am not having my fucking taxes handed over to training fucking priests. They can buy their own frocks. No. http://t.co/xRdjXExCrY
Dec 5, 2014
OK, so the order is a month late, even though you promised immediate stock. But only sending half the goods – Son, it’s claim back time.
You live by the PayPal you gonna die by the PayPal.
“Crappiness trumps Strategy” http://t.co/j0te9cbCQW
Dec 6, 2014
I hear they’re making my Arturia support case load an epic blockbuster starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as support@
We’ve now found that every part of the sales system is broken and a manual coupon sent to me is invalid. It’s kind of beautiful.
Dec 7, 2014
This Lynda instructor is trying to hypnotise me. His eyes never blink and stay locked on. I think it’s some sort of EduTerminator.
New from Lynda “The Uncanny Valley in Continuing Education”. (Music cue: theme from LOOKER)
Dec 8, 2014
@dj2mn @Grog_Boggoth Seeing as your band is named after Santa, there better be a Xmas Party.
Dec 9, 2014
*A label wants more of my old music? Sure! No problem! (Goes out the back and gets a fresh keg full). Really what’s wanted is 20 years of music made within just two years, so it doesn’t touch any of those yucky 18 uncool years. Kill me.
*The abstract for my thesis paper fits on a page and doesn’t read like the ravings of a shit hurling lunatic. Pretty stoked.
Dec 10, 2014
*The Supernova-12 video synthesiser is now working. Supernova-12 will needs some caps replaced, the colour is changing as it heats up. That’s OK, it’s nearly 100%
*Saw this strange symbol on a package. Wonder what it’s supposed to be?
Dec 12, 2014
Holy fuck my new supervisor UNDERSTANDS WHAT I AM SAYING. Only took 5 years. Making an appointment with the data visualisation team. Might have to remake the work in surround 3D video, I can live with that.
Would.
Dec 14, 2014
An important announcement from 1975.
Step 1: Wear white lab coat and Stethoscope.
I’m impressed they got Stockhausen to do that ad.
The best TV show of all time: Croatia’s NIGHTMARE STAGE. I would subscribe.
Dec 15, 2014
*In a way it’s a good sign that Australia is completely freaked out by less than what America accepts as the average high school shooting.
*Maybe I can get this video to work on the 3DS if I belt it with a hammer. Is that 3D enough for you? As in, to hell with 3D video.
Dec 16, 2014
Sorry for bad vibes. Had another creative idea shot down because they are flying in the famous American artist instead. Being on work leave just confronts me with all the people who are getting on with being creative, instead of paid to talk about it. Journalists interviewing journalists about being somewhere near terrorist who wasn’t a terrorist and shut up already you pack of ghouls. Here’s a headline: “Nut case in Sydney kills four less people than nut case in Philadelphia same day, but had a FLAG!”
Getting some quotes for RHINE album packaging. People prefer cards or boxes?
Dec 17, 2014
*Some Arturia IT guy is crying as we enter 3rd week of trying to get a coupon to both appear in my account and actually work. SNAFU.
*The way Russia is suffering from over-reliance on gas sales is worrying indicator for Australia’s over-reliance on mining sales? Mind you we don’t have as many Billionaires living in London as Russia seems to have.
Dec 18, 2014
*I’ll say it again. There needs to be a special, particularly miserable, hell for people who underline words in textbooks.
*I’m excited to announce I have the rights to the official ILL RIDE WITH YOU his and hers edible underwear.
Dec 18, 2014
This why you need Max For Live. https://t.co/cmOcqoAycH
A kindly message to people thinking of un-following me, but being polite. Do it. It’s only going to get worse. It’s gin & tonic season.
Dec 19, 2014
One great thing about research is every famous ‘pioneer’ I find turns out to be at least 20 years after the real forgotten person. Tracing so called “Oramics” (1957), back now with Arseny Avraamov in 1930. Although, maybe Rossiné’s Optophonic Piano of 1916.
Avraamov: “The piece was conducted by a team of conductors using flags and pistols.”
I don’t know what to make of this. A Falling Rouble Chill Out site. http://t.co/qgjzBkdRki
Dec 20, 2014
Oh joy. The weekly next door blasting of “Bruce Springsteen Live” has started early this weekend. Bruce Springsteen: OOOG EEERGH! EVRYBUDDY! WOOOAAAH! USA! YEAH! WUUURGH!
5 hours later that son of a bitch is still pumping Bruce Springsteen at stadium volume out his windows and I ask myself what evil is afoot. Perhaps I died several years ago and I’m in hell. That means you’re in hell too.
Dec 21, 2014
Bruce Springsteen just followed me. It’s a fucking curse. Do I block?
Best Christmas Day Film: “Die Hard” Runner Up: “Eyes Wide Shut”
any suggestions?
Also “Brazil” – “but we haven’t got a chimney!”
Geez people. Do not put forward a film unless it has at least one obvious Christmas Tree in shot. City of Lost Children
Dec 22, 2014
The Santa monster from “Rare Exports”.
Dec 25, 2014
@andrewcb The saddest fucking thing in the world is smug atheist at Christmas. Jesus.
Dec 26, 2014
Boxing Day rewatched – stirring ‘one take’ drama about a reformed criminal http://t.co/k39FIRphNg
Dec 28, 2014
Found a personality retrieval system like mine used for handwriting. Original paper now unavailable, author now at Facebook AI lab. I’m late. Using factors such ‘aggressiveness’ and ‘stability’ reduced required training samples from 100,000 to 300 (!) Shit eh.
Dec 29, 2014
Hey I’ve been editing a improved version of Kubrick’s “Spartacus”. Sorry about the sound my VHS is busted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkQuIO_fa10
Exploring the Secrets of Treating Deaf-Mutes
Singing ‘The East Is Red’ with Former Deaf-Mutes