Still working on DVDs I will be old before they get finished

DVD Studio Pro has unexpectedly quit.
Just go on, it will rest here.
It is resigned to fate.

Cannot find trousers.

DVD Studio Pro cannot perform.
It still finds you attractive but has had a long day.

Enthusiasm has been disconnected.

DVD Studio Pro cannot find a reason.
You may need to install a new belief in System.

Process is 85 percent complete.
Surely that is enough.

DVD Studio Pro has an aching back.
Please tell Apple about this.

Clicking OK was the last straw.

Too many settings in /Library/Preferences/
Cannot decide they are all too nice.

There are other users better connected than you.

DVD Studio Pro is expecting.
Maternity leave in 120 seconds.
Or click on Abort.

New Excuses Are Available.
Click here to see them.

Cannot locate file in asset.
Must be up too deep.

DVD Studio Pro has met with disapproval from parent.
Seek parent permissions and try again.

Project successfully compiled
1 error to be revealed at last moment.

DVD Studio Pro has forgotten what it was looking for.
This it? Looks kind of like it.

Really really bad error.

Alert: Selecting wide screen mode may make your bum look bigger.
You can find out more about this problem in the manual.

Completely lose it?

DVD Studio Pro can’t think.
Turn that fucking noise down.

You cannot place this file in a container.
Please contain yourself.

DVD Studio Pro is not fooled by you.
‘Big’ man.

Myriad Chihuahua Alert
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!
Shut up you oversized rats.

DVD Studio Pro is shy about its body.
Turn away while it undresses.

Project needs to be backed up.
Citation needed.

Set up scratch discs.
Lower, lower, that’s it, harder.