Arturia V Collection 9 🧻🧻🧻
This is a new page which covers version 9 of this software suite (updated).For earlier versions go to this page to see the buff smurfs. I feel a cold wind.…
This is a new page which covers version 9 of this software suite (updated).For earlier versions go to this page to see the buff smurfs. I feel a cold wind.…
Definitions Firstly let’s agree that any wavetable synthesiser is based on software. Whether the original Waveterm, or the Blofeld, or the Hydrasynth – you could be running it on a…
A wavetable is a sequence of fixed length single cycle audio waveforms of equal frequency. Multiple complex sounds can be generated from a single table by playing through the waves…
2024 update. Hey look they include stickers in the box! I haven’t seen that since the early 80s. It looks like a Roland Jupiter 8 bonked a Nord, it works…
Sold by weight Long have I wanted to know the answer to this ageless question: why are Access Virus synthesisers so fucking expensive? I found that the answer is really…
German Humour (updated August ’21) There really is something about the Blofeld that inspires inadvertent snickering. Like an editor being released by “SoftKnobs”, which makes perfect sense but … c’mon. The…
More updates – now with three and a half knobs. Before anything else – thank Arturia for actually trying out ideas not the regurgitation practised by Behringer and Roland. In…
The old cat at the back of the cage I’ve owned my ESQ-M since 1987, the year it came out. I’ve taken it all around the world and made a…
Vital has been moved to its own page. We’re blessed that software instruments are available, rarely the cost of hardware and often their equal. We’re especially blessed by free, or…
Unashamedly Digital The other day I saw a review that complained the Tone2 synthesisers were ‘unashamedly digital’. Which introduces shame into how you make bleep-bloop noises. Could we just say…