Native Instruments Komplete Ultimate 13 
Like a fat guy running down the street chased by wolves trying not to drop his ice cream. As an owner of Komplete 9 I’ve been offered an upgrade to…
Tag: wavetable
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Kilohearts Phase Plant 2
There is something called Superbooth which seems to involve a competition for how many cables you can shove into a box full of sockets without the marbles falling down a…
Arturia V Collection 11
“YES BUT THIS COLLECTION GOES UP TO ELEVEN” This page covers the V Collection from version 9 onward. It is currently being refreshed.For earlier versions please go to this page…
KORG modwave
Definitions Firstly let’s agree that any wavetable synthesiser is based on software. Whether the original Waveterm, or the Blofeld, or the Hydrasynth – you could be running it on a…
WaveTables and TransWaves and GeoBlend… oh My!
A wavetable is a sequence of fixed length single cycle audio waveforms of equal frequency. Multiple complex sounds can be generated from a single table by playing through the waves…
HydraSynth 
2024 update. Hey look they include stickers in the box! I haven’t seen that since the early 80s. It looks like a Roland Jupiter 8 bonked a Nord, it works…
Access Virus TI
Sold by weight Long have I wanted to know the answer to this ageless question: why are Access Virus synthesisers so fucking expensive? I found that the answer is really…
Waldorf Blofeld
German Humour (updated August ’21 …and again in ’25) There’s something about the Blofeld that inspires inadvertent snickering. Like an editor being released by “SoftKnobs”, which makes perfect sense but ……
Arturia Microfreak v5
More updates – now with three and a half knobs. Before anything else – thank Arturia for actually trying out ideas not the regurgitation practised by Behringer and Roland. In…
Ensoniq ESQ-M
The old cat at the back of the cage I’ve owned my ESQ-M since 1987, the year it came out. I’ve taken it all around the world and made a…