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8 Posts
Aug 29, 2022

Dynamic Music Hi

When you see an eBay something called a Dynamic Music Hi, so you say – with a name like that, what can you lose? And this is what pops out…

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Aug 25, 2022

Maison Battat Hippo-Pop 🧻🧻🧻🧻

Somebody at B Toys thought about how hippos with birds on their back would be a great toy idea. So they went online and found: Having slowly stared into the…

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Aug 25, 2022October 13, 2022

Maison Battat Meowsic 🧻🧻🧻

If nothing else, Meowsic has a semi-circular keyboard. Stop right there and fully imbibe Semi-circular keyboard – see that on a MOOG will you? It is the epitome of ‘Cat…

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Aug 12, 2022August 2, 2023

Weird Shit Thing mailed from China 🧻🧻🧻

An unkind name given when it was somewhere in transit – Google Translate tells me it is actually INTERESTING – FUN My Happy Amusement Park. Truth in advertising I say.…

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Aug 12, 2022August 12, 2022

Big Mouth Singers 🧻🧻🧻🧻

Garry Bradbury had one of these, it appears on several of his recordings (including The Elephant’s Four Legs). I also used it to create sounds for a musical machine tucked…

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Aug 8, 2022August 12, 2022

KMart ANKO Toy Piano 🧻🧻🧻🧻

American readers may be confused that KMart in Australia broke away from its American mother long ago and has thrived in this country, slowly but relentlessly eating up Target stores.…

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Aug 8, 2022August 12, 2022

KAWAI Lemon 🧻🧻🧻

The Lemon sat in a store front for some time. The front of the box was badly faded – it had felt sun for years before somebody in Japan realised…

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Aug 2, 2022August 12, 2022

Discovery Mindblown 💩

The only mind blowing aspect of this horrible thing is how much tedium is involved for such little result. It sounds good on the box. It doesn’t sound good when…

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