Be kind and tender to the Frog,And do not call him names,As ‘Slimy skin,’ or ‘Polly-wog,’Or likewise ‘Ugly James,’Or ‘Gape-a-grin,’ or ‘Toad-gone-wrong,’Or ‘Billy Bandy-knees’:The Frog is justly sensitiveTo epithets like…
Voices of the Dead This was completely, utterly, an impulse and I was punished for it. I was one of the first people in the world to use one of…
I once owned an Ensoniq ASR-10. They were the top shelf of their time – yes I know there were AKAI boxes back then, but the Ensoniq boxes were for…
Update – version 12 has arrived. The promised interface upgrade is hit and miss – some of the built in rack items are now larger than ants – but not…
🧻🧻🧻🧻💀 Great, Great, Great, Great Granddaughter of the Roland Yacht. Update 8th March 2022 – we now have packages that ‘plug into’ Omnisphere called Sonic Extensions. Given that Omni descends…
uber alles When I write about samplers or tools that include sampling I find myself comparing this or that feature to Kontakt. This is better, this is worse, I’ve made…
This is the old page for versions up to 8. I once compared this software collection to the Smurfs. Let me update that slightly… It’s still the Smurfs, but with…
Congratulations! You’ve bought near a thousand synthesisers, and now spend all your ‘quality time’ swapping internal batteries, making line diagrams, racking and unracking, piling up dead Behringer patch bays and…