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Aug 14, 2021July 26, 2023

Arturia Microfreak v5 🧻🧻🧻💩

More updates – now with three and a half knobs. Before anything else – thank Arturia for actually trying out ideas not the regurgitation practised by Behringer and Roland. In…

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Aug 14, 2021April 21, 2024

Steinberg Padshop 2.2 🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻

Updates and corrections April 2024 Padshop was once a granular synthesiser in Cubase that you’d play with on the odd occasion. Granular synthesis is lovely for pads and waft –…

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Aug 14, 2021April 14, 2025

Steinberg HALion 7 🧻🧻🧻🧻

Updated for version 7 and many errors punched. I have written about eras of sampling, and the horror of owning hardware in a seething pit of wires. That leads to…

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Aug 14, 2021May 22, 2022

UVI Falcon 2🧻🧻🧻

Pizza with the Lot The first time I opened this I had a double take … hang on … I’ve seen this before… it’s Steinberg’s Halion. Given Halion has been…

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Aug 14, 2021February 10, 2024

Apple Alchemy 🧻🧻🧻🧻

Camel Alchemy was reborn as an Apple product. Nice for some. This is the complete negation of hardware, the do everything, super-bloody-complex mega-synth that is completely and utterly disinterested in…

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Aug 13, 2021August 30, 2022

Zoom Arq-96 🧻

Ring a ring a rosie Somewhere in Japan, in an office high above the confusion of the streets, a man dressed in an impeccable business suit sits at a neatly…

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Aug 13, 2021May 16, 2025

AKAI MPC Live 🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻

When used by people who don’t play bongos Now available – Part 2 – in which the MPC is used as an audio workstation on stage.Part 3 describes the new…

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Aug 13, 2021October 11, 2022

Roland XV5080 🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻

Roland’s Luxury Yacht Behold, resplendent in gold grey trim, the big walla of 2000. Roland’s Luxury Yacht. It arrives as the pinnacle of the XV series and has a twinkle…

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Aug 13, 2021October 12, 2022

Roland V-Synth XT 🧻🧻🧻🧻

What’s in a name? Roland loves to make up new names. The least change brings on the most flamboyant wording, in those special ‘space’ fonts that Roland and SONY adore.…

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Aug 13, 2021August 30, 2023

Roland Fantom XR 🧻🧻🧻

Granddaughter of Yacht Many world events took place in the years 2000 – 2004, some wars for example. Over at Roland it seems an evil witch cast a spell over…

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