The only mind blowing aspect of this horrible thing is how much tedium is involved for such little result. It sounds good on the box. It doesn’t sound good when you tediously shove the wires into the little springs, painting by numbers, finally reaching (you think) the required result and get the irritated noise of a choking chicken. I mean sometimes you get that sound. Other times you get fried chicken and other times absolutely nothing and have the joy of going through each wire one by one trying to find the fault so you can have the thrill of that chicken all over again.
Do you want your child to hate electronics? This will fix it. They will take up sport ball instead. Do you wish to inoculate them against modular synthesis? I promise they will take up the ukulele.
Look closely at this shoddy thing. Look at that keyboard, with its fake black keys, the least effort you could put into a toy. I will soon review some other toys, not much more expensive, with real keys and a charm that will bring actual joy to your heart.
Spurn this odious thing.