So then. What do we do now? There can only be one.
- Grow a beard.
- Make more Rhine USB sticks.
- Tour again, but this time visit name of city where two fans live.
- Get back onto the next computer game, you don’t have 12 years left.
- Get Lamp. Go West.
- Try rescue what’s left of the day job, because after all, food is important.
- What about all those collaboration albums you drunkenly promised then huh?
- Finish cleaning the house for fuck sake. It looks like somebody died.
- Record a new hit album, which will suddenly relaunch your career ha ha ha oh God please my sides are hurting.
- Optional Paralysis.
- Descent into alcoholism, dry out, go on lecture tour of community halls “I was a slave to IPA”.
- Other
