Antithesis3D regret that we will no longer be offering our real time 3D software on which you have just spent a tidy sum. This page provides answers to Frequently Asked Questions about these changes.
Q: You Bastards!
A: All the team at Antithesis were in fact born to married parents except Jimbo the CEO.
Q: You mean yet again I have spent hundreds of dollars on 3D software only for you to shut shop the moment my credit card gets the hit? Come on, what is it with online 3D?
A: Antithesis3D regrets failing to make a buck out of online 3D. We make no claim regarding your dealings with the next bunch of losers.
Q: You could have warned me…
A: We are not your Mum. We are a seller of 3D technology. Were.
Q: What happens now?
A: We have licensed our technology to the site www.giantvirtualjugalloos.co.be where we are sure you will find items of interest. Me, I’m starting a pie shop. All our current customers will receive a free fish pie by mail as a special thanks. I think Jimbo is getting some kittens and
Q: I don’t want a fish pie I want my money back.
A: It comes with home made white sauce.
Q: By the time it makes it to Australia that won’t be the only thing it comes with.
A: How about a kitten?
Q: No.
A: Three kittens in a basket, white fluffy, with little bows and they are all cuddly wuddly.
Q: Look, every damn time I buy this kind of software the company ends up selling it to some other company that cans the whole project and sacks the people that made it. Then some other lot starts up with their Web2.0 take on VRML and waits ’til I pay the license fee and then they shut shop and it goes on and
A: Last offer. Six Kittens and a 10 Euro voucher at Giant Virtual Juggalloos.
Q: and the fish pie frozen.
A: Done.
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