Ranting

Baggage. Luggage. The shit you cart around with you – stuffed in your wallet, falling out of your backpack, shoved into drawers and cupboards. That’s bad – but I’m not…

Walking the hallowed halls of eBay you will be struck by the quantity of fine folk art on offer. Something for every taste, from UFO aliens to Ronald Reagan to…

Tim Burton.“My character idea is called Frank Skelly. He’s kind of like a character from a Tim Burton movie. So he lives in this graveyard and it’s spooky but at…

Dear diary I know I haven’t written anything here for a while but there’s been a lot going on in what we call the ‘real world’. And I should mention…

This is going to be a bit disjointed. Good. If it amuses you, pretend it’s the drugs talking, despite there being none. I’m in Santa Cruz, in a small cottage…

Last year we played the USA and sold an album called Better Dead Than Head. I thought that a download package would work but people found it was too alien…

So then. What do we do now? There can only be one. Grow a beard.Make more Rhine USB sticks.Tour again, but this time visit name of city where two fans…

There’s a shed load of stuff I have to write about the recent tour – it will take a bit of time to even process it. Plus I have to…

Just saw on a Facebook page that the Los Angeles gig has sold out. To me this is like the grim reaper popping in the door and saying NO I’M…