This last year I’ve done the things I was never going to do. I’ve abandoned Independence, I’ve abandoned quality, I’ve joined the cold grey mush that passes for online society.…
Tom, you prick, you took down MY damn video just because you made it.This is wrong as you will plainly learn from this list. Everyone else is doing it so…
Your DAW (Digital Audio Workstation) is a matter of taste. As you have appalling taste, you are lucky that I have found time to instruct you in the matter. Ableton…
Baggage. Luggage. The shit you cart around with you – stuffed in your wallet, falling out of your backpack, shoved into drawers and cupboards. That’s bad – but I’m not…
Walking the hallowed halls of eBay you will be struck by the quantity of fine folk art on offer. Something for every taste, from UFO aliens to Ronald Reagan to…
Tim Burton.“My character idea is called Frank Skelly. He’s kind of like a character from a Tim Burton movie. So he lives in this graveyard and it’s spooky but at…
This is going to be a bit disjointed. Good. If it amuses you, pretend it’s the drugs talking, despite there being none. I’m in Santa Cruz, in a small cottage…
Last year we played the USA and sold an album called Better Dead Than Head. I thought that a download package would work but people found it was too alien…