Posted inRanting
ratemystudent.com
Student Number n324541Called into office to discuss attendance. Handed me photographs of themselves on top of the burning World Trade Towers attacked by badly superimposed 3D models of WW2 aircraft,…
Posted inRanting
Linked In Updates
Senior Lecturer Harlan Phelps is now Professor Harlan Phelps.Jenny Taylor recommends Tim Aleston.Sandra Miscargie now linked to Tom Jones, Ace Frehley, Francis Crick, Seymour Kety, Leonard Nimoy, Nova Peris Kneebone,…
Posted inRanting
Soggy The Sailor
My neighbour finishes work at midnight. You might suspect that he (it must be a he, this is a he thing) works at a pub. But then he would surely…
The Nine Billion Names of Blog
This blog is back on target. SMJ took that superglue and pumped it (laughing in a manly way) into that open source, sealing the jimjams that were doodling the ohplats…
Posted inRanting
How to write Chick Lit
Hey cats! How’s it swinging? This is Astronaut Vincent T Grant orbiting back into your space face for another How To. Truth is, I never expected to be back with…
Posted inRanting
Survey: Music Industry Perceptions ’09
This study was conducted by the Centre for Contemporary Cultural Exchange on behalf of PayPal, Rapidshare, Google and The Pirate Bay. All rights reserved. Pirate Bay et al. reserves the…
Posted inRanting
Sample Culture
I missed a chance to hate something. That sucks. Now I have to try catch up.I quit reading Adbusters when it stopped being a spray can and started to apologise…
Posted inRanting
How to write Science Fiction
Hello I’m Vincent T Grant, former astronaut. Never heard of me? I never heard of you either. I spent 800 hours in space and all the grand kids talk about…
Posted inRanting Severed Heads
Zombies
Hello readers of blog. I know you exist because the machinery tells me that people arrive here, perhaps looking for a limousine. Perhaps because feminism informs their research. Perhaps for…