Hate Mail

My last post has caused deep offence to the people that most deserve it. The rubbery jaws of toy poodles descend upon me from academes in Sydney to Toronto with…

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‘sapnin

I would love to tell you what is going on. But then I’d have to kill you. And I’d have to travel around to people’s houses to do that and…

Privacy

At one time when I had achieved a very modest amount of fame I stared to have a problem with phone calls. People would ring up at any time of…