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How to write Chick Lit
Hey cats! How’s it swinging? This is Astronaut Vincent T Grant orbiting back into your space face for another How To. Truth is, I never expected to be back with…
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Survey: Music Industry Perceptions ’09
This study was conducted by the Centre for Contemporary Cultural Exchange on behalf of PayPal, Rapidshare, Google and The Pirate Bay. All rights reserved. Pirate Bay et al. reserves the…
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Sample Culture
I missed a chance to hate something. That sucks. Now I have to try catch up.I quit reading Adbusters when it stopped being a spray can and started to apologise…
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How to write Science Fiction
Hello I’m Vincent T Grant, former astronaut. Never heard of me? I never heard of you either. I spent 800 hours in space and all the grand kids talk about…
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Good King Mac
Fie! Put away your cudgels and sticks rapscallion youth! Scientists do not box ears, bucket doors and antic bunks! This will not do, it is the mirror of antipodean foolhard.…
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On the Days of the Week
A welcome missive has been received from Arthur Pound, current Leader of the Junior Scientists League. He writes – ‘Sirs, we all have been taken aback by the wealth of…
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‘Not Savages!’
Angry communication from Professor Ankle Assets, chair of Ancient History at UNP, who has taken exception to the word ‘savages’ in our last article. While we hold our opinion of…
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Music Containers preceding the ‘Oops’ event
We are most gratified by the interest in our previous summary of ‘the Gap’ event. The Junior Scientists League has petitioned for more information about ‘the Oops’ event, and particularly…
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The Gap
Example 1. Pre gap. A woman is seen performing magic in the robes of the time. The gap. The woman is not shown, perhaps as the artist has not learned…
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Privacy
At one time when I had achieved a very modest amount of fame I stared to have a problem with phone calls. People would ring up at any time of…