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Barbara rUFO
For the last 12 years, every four years, I have made music about a mythical place called Barbara Island. This year sees the fourth and last chapter, titled Barbara rUFO,…
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12 Excellent Reasons Why I Should Be Able to Post Your Stuff on YouTube
Tom, you prick, you took down MY damn video just because you made it.This is wrong as you will plainly learn from this list. Everyone else is doing it so…
A completely biased guide to DAWs
Your DAW (Digital Audio Workstation) is a matter of taste. As you have appalling taste, you are lucky that I have found time to instruct you in the matter. Ableton…
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Tour complete – now for the critique.
We’re just back from shows in the USA, and we thank you for coming to see us. With Canada earlier in the year, we feel we’ve made a solid attempt…
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Baggage and Luggage.
Baggage. Luggage. The shit you cart around with you – stuffed in your wallet, falling out of your backpack, shoved into drawers and cupboards. That’s bad – but I’m not…
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Be an eBay Folk Artist for Fun and Profit.
Walking the hallowed halls of eBay you will be struck by the quantity of fine folk art on offer. Something for every taste, from UFO aliens to Ronald Reagan to…
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Things I will miss from giving up media teaching.
Tim Burton.“My character idea is called Frank Skelly. He’s kind of like a character from a Tim Burton movie. So he lives in this graveyard and it’s spooky but at…
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Dear Diary
Dear diary I know I haven’t written anything here for a while but there’s been a lot going on in what we call the ‘real world’. And I should mention…
Life Hacks for the recently widowed
I am a widower. You got knocked down, but you get back up. Everybody finds their way again, and these are some ways I am doing it. Set a deadline.…