Tom Ellard

12 Excellent Reasons Why I Should Be Able to Post Your Stuff on YouTube

Tom, you prick, you took down MY damn video just because you made it.This is wrong as you will plainly learn from this list. Everyone else is doing it so…

December 18, 2017Ranting, Severed HeadsNo Comments

Man Cave Ranting

A completely biased guide to DAWs

Your DAW (Digital Audio Workstation) is a matter of taste. As you have appalling taste, you are lucky that I have found time to instruct you in the matter. Ableton…

November 19, 2017Man Cave, RantingNo Comments

Admin Severed Heads

Tour complete – now for the critique.

We’re just back from shows in the USA, and we thank you for coming to see us. With Canada earlier in the year, we feel we’ve made a solid attempt…

October 9, 2017Admin, Severed HeadsNo Comments

Ranting

Baggage and Luggage.

Baggage. Luggage. The shit you cart around with you – stuffed in your wallet, falling out of your backpack, shoved into drawers and cupboards. That’s bad – but I’m not…

August 31, 2016RantingNo Comments

Ranting

Be an eBay Folk Artist for Fun and Profit.

Walking the hallowed halls of eBay you will be struck by the quantity of fine folk art on offer. Something for every taste, from UFO aliens to Ronald Reagan to…

July 20, 2016RantingNo Comments

Ranting

Things I will miss from giving up media teaching.

Tim Burton.“My character idea is called Frank Skelly. He’s kind of like a character from a Tim Burton movie. So he lives in this graveyard and it’s spooky but at…

July 11, 2016RantingNo Comments

Ranting

Dear Diary

Dear diary I know I haven’t written anything here for a while but there’s been a lot going on in what we call the ‘real world’. And I should mention…

June 19, 2016RantingNo Comments

Man Cave Ranting

Life Hacks for the recently widowed

I am a widower. You got knocked down, but you get back up. Everybody finds their way again, and these are some ways I am doing it. Set a deadline.…

May 13, 2016Man Cave, RantingNo Comments

Technology Critique

We have to talk about Virtual Reality

It’s VR talk time, you’re old enough. Let’s get this out of the way – 3D television died, Google glasses died, everything is bad, why try anything let’s just sit…

March 27, 2016Technology CritiqueNo Comments

Admin Severed Heads

We Sold Out!

Since 2006 we’ve been selling digital music streams through a UK publisher. We were one of their 1st customers, invited to join. Nothing wrong with doing it this way, but…

February 23, 2016Admin, Severed HeadsNo Comments