Tom Ellard

Conspiracy Stock Newsletter (Subscribers Only).

As predicted in the last newsletter, heavy upward movement on the HUSSEIN Obama Islamo Terrist!! value, following general trends ahead of the US Election, although much of the buying is…

October 19, 2008Ranting

Man Cave

Music Technology Update!

NEW PROTOOLS 8 IS ON ITS WAY! Amazing new features are coming to the Industry Standard! Less Ugly. PT8 looks like it comes from this decade! Now only 208 less…

October 15, 2008Man Cave

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Spare me the fluffing

Now I’m cross again. Look, people, people… honestly… I know there’s traditions that go with music appreciation. We recognise these and put up with them because it’s part of the…

October 8, 2008Uncategorized

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Dry Drunk

The other night I was playing with a synthesiser called Morphine, which is additive and so fairly complex to program. You can individually adjust each overtone and theoretically achieve just…

September 28, 2008Uncategorized

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Music Impediment

Woolworths in Australia is the place you go to get a bag of the people. Sorry, bag of potatoes. So not like Woolworths in other places where you buy gifts…

September 10, 2008Ranting

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“I don’t get it”

The babblesphere has been soundly flummoxed by the just released Microsoft advertisement, which shows Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates off shopping at the mall, with Windows mentioned only at the…

September 7, 2008Uncategorized

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Your Comments

Comment from Anonymous: Aren’t you the same guy as Thomas Dolby? I thought I saw somebody say that on YouTube, just asking cause I thought I would ask you should…

August 7, 2008Ranting, Severed Heads

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Fans relieved about new album

Fans of the music group Meat Beat Manifesto have sighed with inter-connected online relief with the recent release of the new album Autoimmune. ‘There was some pretty heavy rumours going…

July 26, 2008Ranting

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Cavalcade of Losers

Joel Stein at Time.com wrote: Skwerl, 27, is in a punk band and used to work for Universal Music. Now he works for a Web marketing company. “Among my friends,…

June 29, 2008Uncategorized

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FORM 774B REVIEW AUSTRALIAN POPULAR PERFORMER

Note. Use the 774A form for classical or operatic performer.Visual arts requires form 775. Before completing this form ensure that you are describing a musical performer currently under contract to…

June 19, 2008Ranting