Posted inMan Cave
Let’s take the piss out of another Australian institution
Right now I shouldn’t be spending any money, especially on worthless shit. But from the mail I’ve been getting I feel that I must honour my promise to take a…
Posted inMan Cave
iPad – Somewhat less than Amazing and Magical
According to newspapers people all over the world are queuing up for iPads. Some reporters say that it could be weeks before you can have your hand rubbing oil all…
Posted inRanting
What to do with “Australian Film”?
Have you ever owned a pet that uncontrollably shits everywhere? It’s usually a cat but probably ferrets and turtles are just as bad. You love the little blighter to death…
Posted inRanting
Stench of dead application
(Before we start, could somebody put ning.com out of its misery? I get about 200 spam comments a week just from bogus ning accounts. Fire your useless “security expert” would…
Posted inRanting Severed Heads
Audio Mouth Breathers
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a new breed of idiot to celebrate.Recently I become annoyed at people on YouTube that had my music up as soundtracks to a still image.…
Posted inRanting
Report: New Videos, Shows, Moved Shop, Re-scanning
My Lords.On this, the eve of my return to teaching duties, I shall recount my progress over the last few months. You will know that I have many performances looming,…
Posted inRanting
Important News
Jenny Davidson, who is a mother of six, says she saw three police cars go past within minutes. “Not nice, not when you’ve got children, you just worry that it’s…
Posted inSevered Heads
2011 laid bare. Joined Bandcamp.
The information embargo has cleared and so I just updated the sevcom front page with all the gossip. To save you the small motion of your finger on a mouse…
Posted inSevered Heads
Secret Santa mindfuck sound bomb escapade
Well hello dear readers if any. Did you have a good Christmas?My Christmas … let’s just mention one thing. On Christmas eve at around 9pm I turned off a kitchen…
Posted inRanting
The Ghost of James Dibble
James Dibble has died.If you are Australian and are not wearing black, you are not an Australian. If you are English then you should, because we’ll get upset when YOUR…