The Joan: Finale. + IL Groove Machine (sponsored review)
The mountain did not come to Mahomet. I suspect that I have yet again thrown heart and soul into a bucket too small to hold them. That’s my fault; I…
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No one gives a damn about your PhD
First of all two notes. THIS COMING WEEKEND WE PLAY AT THE JOAN SUTHERLAND PERFORMING ARTS CENTRE AND THEN NOT AGAIN! SO BRING YOUR TROUSERS! Also Thanks to Image Line…
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Top 10 ways to GET in TOUCH!!1
1. You have sent 99 mails but still no reply? Maybe I have not noticed! Email #100 is sure to grab my attention and get you a speedy response! Perhaps…
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The Joan: Technology works, technology delivers
Hey look, it works. OK what have we here. On the left is a new DELL, because the poor old Fujitsu music laptop died in agony trying to hold the…
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A Serious Post
There has to be one every now and then. Back in the 1980-90′s I used to go on the TV very occasionally and talk about the great things coming up…
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CDs are dead…
CDs are dead. Dead dead dead. No more CDs and…ooh, courier at the door with box. Whatsis?Oh, it’s the Plastikman CD box set. Bloody hell. You could use this to…
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Samples I don’t need anymore
MOOG BASS 1 That was the thing in 1990 something. Borrow that Moog you could never afford and sample the crap out of it. End up with a floppy full…
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Software! Feck! Arse! Parts 1 and 2.
PART ONE In which your host is summoned by Apple to answer for insubordination, and learns how little he knows about Ableton Live So the various imps and demons of…
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Ghostly Game Carts
If you were a child in the 1990s you already know all about this. Me, I’m catching up with a whole branch of hauntology that has passed me by –…
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Readers Comments MacWorld August 2036
DoCfanShen is way off the mark with the iDocX review. Apple have come up with a new paradigm for medical treatment here and Big Medicine don’t get it because they…