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World’s least interesting blog entry

Somebody tried to mail something to me that completely rooted the sevcom server in Texas. If you sent me a mail in the last day or so, you’ll need to…
September 25, 2014Posted inAdminNo Comments
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Whatever happened to Something Awful?

If Something Awful was completely without merit, there would be no problem. Shit is shit and let’s run this shit into the ground as they say in one of the…
September 18, 2014Posted inRantingNo Comments
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My bullshit equipment list is better than AFX’s bullshit equipment list

Eclectic Integrator with Phlogiston Gauge.Opposable Mitts with Felt Innards.Mid Range Pneumatic Foklift (n.b. not Forklift).Hot Pockets, Meat Lovers, Frozen.Tyrants (x7)One small Bowl of Tepid Squid Bites in Springwater.12 meters of…
September 7, 2014Posted inRantingNo Comments
Posted inRanting

Musicians lie about their inspiration

Musician interviews inevitably arrive at naming one’s inspiration. The formula involves picking your own genre, then rewinding to decide whoever was the coolest shit in that genre when you were…
September 3, 2014Posted inRantingNo Comments

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