CDs are dead…
CDs are dead. Dead dead dead. No more CDs and…ooh, courier at the door with box. Whatsis?Oh, it’s the Plastikman CD box set. Bloody hell. You could use this to…
Samples I don’t need anymore
MOOG BASS 1 That was the thing in 1990 something. Borrow that Moog you could never afford and sample the crap out of it. End up with a floppy full…
Software! Feck! Arse! Parts 1 and 2.
PART ONE In which your host is summoned by Apple to answer for insubordination, and learns how little he knows about Ableton Live So the various imps and demons of…
Ghostly Game Carts
If you were a child in the 1990s you already know all about this. Me, I’m catching up with a whole branch of hauntology that has passed me by –…
Readers Comments MacWorld August 2036
DoCfanShen is way off the mark with the iDocX review. Apple have come up with a new paradigm for medical treatment here and Big Medicine don’t get it because they…
Rupert Murdoch is tapping my phone
Good luck to the old shit, he’ll just find out we need soap in the next shopping list.It’s wonderful to see the Murdoch press squirm uncomfortably as they get caught…
Rough Cut
I envy people that teach medicine. I mean, I know how hard it is and all those sick people can’t be fun. But at least the company that ‘makes people’…
Doctorate Update <— poem
Time for a updocdate!So at the end of year one I had a structure that went like this:An Artist encodes their personality into the character of the artwork through a…
The Joan Part 3: Apple Akbar (Update)
Before we get going, here’s a party trick. Find an article about the societal function of grooming amongst primates. Wherever you see the work monkey, replace it with band. For…
The Joan. Part 2.
So I’ve been working on the Joan gig since January but I have to admit not really getting into the groove until the last few weeks. There’s always some other…