When I was a kid I imagined what it would be like to be invisible. You could sneak in anywhere and cause havoc undetected. Steal things and spy on people.…
Ladies and Gentlemen of Distinction will be enthralled to learn that a most singular and exquisite device has arrived in the antipodes from the intellects of France. Never before has…
Withe extra e’s on thee ende of everythinge. Dear Tom, the other night I had a musical dream – I heard a beautiful sound like a thousand singing voices, golden…
Students! It is we! Long silenced due to lack of funds, The Faculty of Recall has just received a grant to plot the exciting history of rafts. “Lives are built…
Today I watched Casshern. Which I deeply regret. For those of you not immersed in Anime, giant robots, steampunk, endless pseudo-profound monologues or just piffle in general, Casshern is a…
Chucked a huge sickie and no one cared. Lay on the floor coughing up blood tuberculously and not even a Get Well Card. The missus just suggested I fetch the…
Couple of setbacks all at once. I have flu. Not breathing too good, things are a bit four dimensional. Don’t think it’s swine flu but if it is, well I…
Here’s a huge bag full of discarded Betamax videotapes. Yay! Let’s see what crazy stuff we can find here. This looks particularly good: The best or nothing. I want the…
Imagine my surprise and delight this morning when I got this email from Ebay!It’s all yours, now you just need to pay.We hope you enjoy your latest purchase. The next…