{"id":1109,"date":"2022-08-12T08:29:42","date_gmt":"2022-08-12T08:29:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nilamox.com\/mancave21\/?page_id=1109"},"modified":"2023-08-02T09:48:43","modified_gmt":"2023-08-02T09:48:43","slug":"weird-shit-thing-mailed-from-china","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/nilamox.com\/mancave21\/weird-shit-thing-mailed-from-china\/","title":{"rendered":"Weird Shit Thing mailed from China \ud83e\uddfb\ud83e\uddfb\ud83e\uddfb"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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An unkind name given when it was somewhere in transit – Google Translate tells me it is actually INTERESTING – FUN My Happy Amusement Park<\/strong>. Truth in advertising I say.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It’s much smaller than was expected, but twice as intense. Turn it on and a motor spins the Ferris wheel and blows white snow beads all over the shop. \"\"<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The motor is so loud that for the first hour I thought a little voice was speaking Mandarin but it’s actually English. The speaker on the bottom muffles the voices, so pick it up in your hand. Gaze intently. It tells you about Grandmother, Grandfather et al. It allows you to play the notes on the keyboard but when it feels like it, it plays its own tunes. Sometimes there are weird sounds which lead to patterns erupting over the keyboard. Some remote intelligence is performing a test of intelligence I am failing badly. Mother. Father. Brother, which one has an alien hiding inside? Press the right button or you will be trapped in the snowstorm. The clock is ticking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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An unkind name given when it was somewhere in transit – Google Translate tells me it is actually INTERESTING – FUN My Happy Amusement Park. Truth in advertising I say. It’s much smaller than was expected, but twice as intense. Turn it on and a motor spins the Ferris wheel and blows white snow beads […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-1109","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry","tag-toy"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nilamox.com\/mancave21\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nilamox.com\/mancave21\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nilamox.com\/mancave21\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nilamox.com\/mancave21\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nilamox.com\/mancave21\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/nilamox.com\/mancave21\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nilamox.com\/mancave21\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nilamox.com\/mancave21\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}